August 13th, 2006
|04:44 am - bodyrock|
so when half a bowl of icecream makes me sit on the toilet for a half hr, am i safe in assuming i've developed some lactose intolerance? i will get officially doctorally checked next time i have an appointment for something, but in the meanwhile i guess i have to eat less dairy. good thing we just bought milk and cheese and icecream! and good thing we eat pizza like 394834242 times a week!
i am also allergic to water, air, breasts, the internet, and sleep. cheers!
 or as some overly sensitive folks have attempted to promulgate, i have lost my lactase persistance.
 and if i am feeling especially hypochondriacal that week, i'll have myself checked for the other random things i think i might have sometimes.
np: led zeppelin - trampled underfoot
i'm lactose intolerant and usually ice cream doesn't do that to me.
here is the true test: drink half a glass of milk. if you feel like dying immediately after, you're probably lactose intolerant.
|Date:||August 17th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)|| |
Can't there be a more pleasant way of figuring that out? Now I don't want to have milk ever again.
there's this odd test you can get at the doctor's, but they rarely do it and it involves a lot of waiting around and you still feel like you want to die if it turns out you're lactose intolerant.
the end result of either method is the same, so you might as well save time and money and make yourself want to die in the privacy of your own home!
|Date:||August 13th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)|| |
My poops are always weird when I eat cheese.
|Date:||August 13th, 2006 04:57 pm (UTC)|| |
I'm lactose intolerant and so is your uncle, Stefan. I didn't get it until about ten years ago, but he was since an early age. Also I'm usually OK with ice cream and pizza, but if I drink milk I'm in trouble, so I drink lactose free milk. JYM
I know I've read that cheese is actually very low in lactose. So good news for you!
|Date:||August 14th, 2006 02:54 am (UTC)|| |
I'm also lactose intolerant, but icecream doesn't do anything to me.
Also cheese, no result.
But plain milk/milkshakes/etc = not cool
You might just have been sick.
|Date:||August 14th, 2006 01:18 pm (UTC)|| |
if breasts ever rain from the sky and i can't find shelter, i'm a dead man.