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August 22nd, 2006


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03:46 am - sup ebay!

(note: this will explain everything)
(special depressing edit: my friend just informed me that it says in this article - which i suppose i should've actually read - that they won't ship you more than 100$ worth of crap at a time. so i guess i will wait a few days and start ordering them 3 at a time)

FOCUS ON THE FAMILY
ONLINE RESOURCE REQUEST
Request Date: Aug 22, 2006

Dear Dan:

Thank you for your recent resource request completed on the date shown
above.

The following resources are included in this request, shipping to the
address(s) indicated:

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Item                 Item                                     Item   Suggested  Total
Code               Description                               Qty    Donation    Donation
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P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the   20     30.00    600.00
                Witch and the Wardrobe
P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the   20     30.00    600.00
                Witch and the Wardrobe
P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the   20     30.00    600.00
                Witch and the Wardrobe
P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the   20     30.00    600.00
                Witch and the Wardrobe
P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the   20     30.00    600.00
                Witch and the Wardrobe

                ****************************************
                * Total for ALL Resources = $ 3,000.00 *
                ****************************************


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YOUR DONATION - Today I donated the following in support of the family
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Your Total Donation.......... $ 0.00


state: amusedteehee
np: Deathchain - Deathrash Assault - 05 - Deathrash Legions

(43 shots upside the head | en garde!)

Comments:


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From:scumm_boy
Date:August 22nd, 2006 12:06 pm (UTC)
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Dude! That's freaking sweet!
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 22nd, 2006 02:04 pm (UTC)
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i know! total jackpot
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From:tygr28
Date:August 22nd, 2006 12:29 pm (UTC)
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neat!
i got narnia audio theater cds! eeee! AND THEN I'LL DONATE THEM TO THE LIBRARY
too bad they don't have more cool shit.
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 22nd, 2006 01:56 pm (UTC)
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yay! haha i like how i am all set to sell everyting on ebay and you're going to donate it. you make me look like a scumbag..
but yeah, most of what they have is on how to not have sex until you're 80 and on how to damn the evil gays to eternal hellfire
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From:xpuella8x
Date:August 22nd, 2006 12:39 pm (UTC)
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what do you need with fiftygazillion of the same thing?
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 22nd, 2006 12:50 pm (UTC)
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i need to sell them on ebay and get stinking rich, is what!
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From:columbasimplex
Date:August 22nd, 2006 12:40 pm (UTC)
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I'm really looking forward to my free copies of "A Parent's Guide to Preventing Homosexuality" and "You Don't Have to Be Gay." Maybe now I can finally stop being so GAY all the time.
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From:columbasimplex
Date:August 22nd, 2006 01:00 pm (UTC)
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You'll be happy to know that I also ordered Dylan a whole bunch of stuff, so we can learn to stop being so gay together. It'll be like a bonding thing.
From:haveaball
Date:August 22nd, 2006 01:38 pm (UTC)
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first i will be ordering what you did in order to sell and get rich.


then i will be ordering a bunch of those dirty filthy gay books to send to my ex-boyfriend who is very religious, lives with his very religious family, and i swear is a closeted homosexual.
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 22nd, 2006 01:50 pm (UTC)
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that's the spirit! there's a bunch on overcoming your godless queer urges and learning to love the vag
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From:idadebeautreux
Date:August 22nd, 2006 03:01 pm (UTC)
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Dan, you are my HERO.

And now I've got a free copy of Narnia coming in the mail just for MEEEEE.

So I'm middle of the road subversive between you and Kate: You for fun and super-profit, me for fun and semi-profit, and Kate as all philanthropic and donationy. And fun.

I giggled way too much over this.

I'm just hoping there won't be an intermission where some Jerry Falwell comes on in the middle and starts wanking.
From:haveaball
Date:August 22nd, 2006 03:11 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHA @ YOUR LAST LINE.
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From:sacrilicious
Date:August 22nd, 2006 06:01 pm (UTC)
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So all I do is add stuff to the cart and they'll send me $100 worth of free shit that I can sell? Is that it?
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 23rd, 2006 02:10 am (UTC)
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yeah pretty much. good times had by all
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From:hellarad
Date:August 22nd, 2006 06:43 pm (UTC)
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========================================================================
Item Item Item Suggested
Code Description Qty Donation Donation
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Shipping to: A Newcomb, 11011 Greenwood Ave N #10, Seattle, WA, 98133
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P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the 1 30.00 30.00
Witch and the Wardrobe
P00439M Own Your Faith Student Planner 2006-2007 1 4.00 4.00
F00507B Overcoming Fatigue 1 6.00 6.00
P00400B The Messies Manual 1 15.00 15.00
P00438B Single Mom's Guide to Finding Joy in the 1 13.00 13.00
Chaos
F00679B 20 (Suprisingly Simple) Rules and Tools 1 11.00 11.00
for a Great Family (Shipping end of
August)
BP661 You Don't Have To Be Gay 1 15.00 15.00
Total shipped to A Newcomb: $ 94.00

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* Total for ALL Resources = $ 94.00 *
*************************************
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 23rd, 2006 02:11 am (UTC)
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the messies manual? unless that's short for messiah i should probably get myself a copy
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From:mathfu
Date:August 23rd, 2006 12:47 am (UTC)
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Why doesn't your stuff ever work for meeeee? I thought the whole thing was kind of evil at first, but these peeps are totally crazy, yo, so I want to take free stuff from them. But they won't accept any information that I give them! WHYYYYYY
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From:mathfu
Date:August 23rd, 2006 12:58 am (UTC)
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Nevermind it worked finally. AWESOME. I wish they had the Narnia BOOKS though.

Books. They're for reading.
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From:zombeer
Date:August 23rd, 2006 01:48 am (UTC)
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i got MY $100!
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From:kingnixon
Date:August 23rd, 2006 02:13 am (UTC)
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wooo! ha they should just send out 100$ bills with jesus' face instead of a president
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From:melley
Date:August 23rd, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)

sweet.

(Link)
Shipping to: Rev. Travis Belt, All Souls Church, *address*
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P00473V VeggieTales: Larry Boy and the Bad Apple 1 15.00 15.00
P00412V The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the 1 30.00 30.00
Witch and the Wardrobe
Total shipped to Rev. Travis Belt: $ 45.00

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* Total for ALL Resources = $ 45.00 *
*************************************


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YOUR DONATION - Today I donated the following in support of the family
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Your Total Donation.......... $ 0.00

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