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December 13th, 2006


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08:36 pm - theherocomplex (8:31:29 PM): you are so much fried gold
i should write more limericks. they're always totally good. any requests?

(8 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:bertho
Date:December 15th, 2006 01:32 am (UTC)
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How do you request a limerick without actually writing one? You're trying to plagiarize us, aren't you?!
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From:kingnixon
Date:December 15th, 2006 07:28 am (UTC)
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you don't know how to request a limerick? what kind of man are you!?

you say "hey, write me a limerick about tacos!" and perhaps replace the subject of that prepositional phrase at the end there, if tacos don't suit you.
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From:doppmonster
Date:December 15th, 2006 10:32 am (UTC)

I'm a cunt.

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Finish these...

1. There once was a woman from Orange...

2. There once was a doggy named Silver...
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From:kingnixon
Date:December 15th, 2006 10:15 pm (UTC)

Re: I'm a cunt.

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1.
There once was a woman from orange
Who was sad when she shattered the door hinge
Of the door to her home
Where she lived with a gnome
Who spoke no english so didn't know that nothing rhymed with orange and also in fact did not know the rules of how to correctly write a limerick so as far as the gnome knows this is a totally okay final line.

2.
there once was a doggy named silver
who was loyal; she'd always deliver
a lick and a bark
in your room, in the park!
she just hoped that nobody would kill her.

and now, a special bonus:
sarah, you tried to defeat
my poetical skills, but now eat
my dust as i pass
with two kicks to your ass
and three poems that just can't be beat.
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From:doppmonster
Date:December 15th, 2006 11:01 pm (UTC)

Re: I'm a cunt.

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I thought you'd be stumped at first glance,
but you've humbled me in my pants.
So I cry out with glee,
"OMFG!"
And I do the "you kicked my ass" dance.
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From:kingnixon
Date:December 16th, 2006 07:20 am (UTC)

Re: I'm a cunt.

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i'm intrigued, i must confess
by that "humbled in the pants" jest
what does it mean?
is it good? maybe obscene?
oh, won't you put my mind at rest?
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From:doppmonster
Date:December 16th, 2006 08:10 am (UTC)

Re: I'm a cunt.

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Wouldn't you like to know
what I mean when I banter so?
But I don't poem and tell,
and isn't it swell
that your brain wanders so to and fro?

(awwww fuck, i'm losing the touch)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:December 15th, 2006 01:32 pm (UTC)

limericks

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while riding my old black jalopy.
I braked hard and tried not to stoppy.
So I shifted and braked and drove into a lake.
And now my antique is kerplopy.

While trying to breathe under water.
I developed a nasty disorder.
I choughed and I choked
and I gasped till I croaked.
Now I wish I done did what I oughta. (Original) Love, Mom

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