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August 1st, 2007


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02:30 am - is anyone else getting all these ridiculous spams?
Boytoys always laughed at me and even gars did in the public john!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 6 months and now my peter is much bigger than federal.

Dolls always whizgiggled at me and even blokes did in the national WC!
Well, now I smil at them, because I took Meg, a dik.
for 3 months and now my prick is extremely weightier than civil.

Blondes always laughed at me and even men did in the national john!
Well, now I giggl at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 3 months and now my phallus is truly greater than average.

Dolls always laughed at me and even gars did in the national comfort station!
Well, now I sriek at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IK
for 3 months and now my tool is excessively best than federal.


somebody is having a lot of fun writing these, eh?

(whizgiggled?? national comfort station? wtf?)
state: bedtime
np: aerosmith - sweet emotion

(5 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:squirrelyjones
Date:August 1st, 2007 06:52 am (UTC)

checkpoint mutilate?

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some pickup truck inside the grand piano procrastintes, and a chess board far a buzzard hesitates; however, a mean-spirited jersey cow eagerly trades baseball cards with the briar patch. For example, the particle accelerator indicates that a bowling ball figures out the most difficult fruitcake. Most people believe that a turkey completely secretly admires a stoic blood clot, but they need to remember how knowingly the turn signal defined by an apartment building beams with joy. When a tabloid is gentle, the outer globule tries to seduce the inferiority complex. A grand piano around the ski lodge feels nagging remorse, but a satellite secretly admires an asteroid inside an ocean. Most people believe that a food stamp figures out a cowboy, but they need to remember how hesitantly an inexorably surly skyscraper gets stinking drunk. When a bullfrog reads a magazine, a salad dressing around a mastadon procrastinates. A briar patch is phony. An ocean, a vaccuum cleaner over a corporation, and a blood clot of the buzzard are what made America great! When a parking lot goes to sleep, the power drill laughs out loud.
Any plaintiff ca be a big fan of the skyscraper beyond a cab driver, but it takes a real ball bearing to take a peek at a shabby razor blade. Sometimes a demon reads a magazine, but a light bulb defined by a skyscraper always operates a small fruit stand with the blithe spirit about a hydrogen atom! When a scythe living with a turkey is magnificent, a gentle fighter pilot competes with a sovepipe near a warrenty. A vaccuum cleaner about the bullfrog self-flagellates, and the minivan of the fairy beams with joy; however, a deficit for an earring makes a truce with a reactor about another paycheck.
Furthermore, an usually spartan light bulb gets stinking drunk, and an earring pours freezing cold water on a soggy tornado. When you see a tattered minivan, it means that a movie theater related to a grizzly bear gets stinking drunk. A hairy defendant is flabby.
From:lazycloud
Date:August 1st, 2007 08:10 am (UTC)

Re: checkpoint mutilate?

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Holy shit! That's some amazing spamdada!

"A grand piano around the ski lodge feels nagging remorse, but a satellite secretly admires an asteroid inside an ocean."

"An ocean, a vaccuum cleaner over a corporation, and a blood clot of the buzzard are what made America great! When a parking lot goes to sleep, the power drill laughs out loud."

WHAT
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From:squirrelyjones
Date:August 1st, 2007 08:27 am (UTC)

Re: checkpoint mutilate?

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I got these in my work email box at my old job. They have since been put into the holy book of the religion my manager and I started.
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From:squirrelyjones
Date:August 1st, 2007 08:27 am (UTC)

Re: checkpoint mutilate?

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and by religion I mean cult
From:lazycloud
Date:August 1st, 2007 08:05 am (UTC)
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Dolls always whizgiggled at me
and even blokes did
in the national WC!

Well, now I smile at them, because
I took Meg, a dik.
for 3 months and now my prick

is extremely weightier
than civil.

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