September 26th, 2001
|01:00 am - "As all microwave ovens vary, times given are approximate."|
the directions said to cook my microwave chef boyardee lasagna for 1 1/2 minutes. i cooked it for 2 minutes. it's still cold. stupid dorm microwaves.
state: the queerest of the queers...
np: Garbage - Queer
your dorm supplies microwaves? you whore!
we voted to buy one with dorm dues. it resides in the lounge.
transfer to unh and live in my dorm and you too could have a defective dorm microwave!
no thank you. I have a house. and a couch!! and the couch will be mine forever and ever. unlike your microwave
|Date:||September 25th, 2001 10:38 pm (UTC)|| |
my work sucks the other way.. if you don't cook stuff for 1/2-2/3 of the suggested time, it gets muy overcooked, usually. i hate directions that don't work.
Too hot, too cold. Just eat the damn thing right out of the freezer. Ok, take the plastic wrap off first. Otherwise, you want fast food? you got fast food.
 Yes, of course I'm kidding.
|Date:||September 26th, 2001 11:47 am (UTC)|| |
i don't want fast food, i want frozen manufactured goo that microwaves properly.
i've been known to eat waffles out of the freezer when in a vast hurry and wanting waffles