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September 26th, 2001


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01:00 am - "As all microwave ovens vary, times given are approximate."
the directions said to cook my microwave chef boyardee lasagna for 1 1/2 minutes. i cooked it for 2 minutes. it's still cold. stupid dorm microwaves.
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From:candy_angel
Date:September 25th, 2001 10:11 pm (UTC)
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your dorm supplies microwaves? you whore!
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 27th, 2001 01:34 am (UTC)
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we voted to buy one with dorm dues. it resides in the lounge.
From:candy_angel
Date:September 27th, 2001 02:10 pm (UTC)

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u suk, bich
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 29th, 2001 11:05 am (UTC)
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transfer to unh and live in my dorm and you too could have a defective dorm microwave!
From:candy_angel
Date:September 29th, 2001 04:18 pm (UTC)

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no thank you. I have a house. and a couch!! and the couch will be mine forever and ever. unlike your microwave
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 30th, 2001 01:55 pm (UTC)
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i could steal it!
From:candy_angel
Date:September 30th, 2001 03:56 pm (UTC)

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no
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From:johnbot
Date:September 25th, 2001 10:38 pm (UTC)
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my work sucks the other way.. if you don't cook stuff for 1/2-2/3 of the suggested time, it gets muy overcooked, usually. i hate directions that don't work.
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From:madeleine
Date:September 26th, 2001 10:20 am (UTC)
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Too hot, too cold. Just eat the damn thing right out of the freezer. Ok, take the plastic wrap off first. Otherwise, you want fast food? you got fast food.[1]

[1] Yes, of course I'm kidding.
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From:johnbot
Date:September 26th, 2001 11:47 am (UTC)
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i don't want fast food, i want frozen manufactured goo that microwaves properly.
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 27th, 2001 01:37 am (UTC)
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i've been known to eat waffles out of the freezer when in a vast hurry and wanting waffles

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