don't read this if you are offended by things. do read this if you are amused by things. that is all.
[5:38:08pm] [skrolnik] ... melley, on her ex: [5:38:10pm] [skrolnik] this is like the time he decided he was going to teach himself to type…
King Nixon (6:51:09 PM): fun fact: carlo rossi chianti is kinda wicked gross phairbear (6:51:22 PM): not a huge surprise King Nixon (6:51:57 PM):…
okay, lauri just called me like omg it's snowing!! except, it's not here. SHE IS A MILE AWAY. this state is weird.