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December 29th, 2001

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04:31 pm - i work here?
your parents must be proud
take your clothes off for the crowd
the most beautiful girl that's ever been born
(that's the way uh huh uh huh i like it)
the bitch is built for porn

--recognizer, built for porn
[it's a crappy song, but it's funny]

so at work they now sell something called "grow a lover". ya know those tiny sponge dinosaurs that you put in a cup of water and they get a lil bigger? it's like that, only people who are meant to be attractive but just kinda deformed. "grows up to 600% of original size". the motto is "if you don't have a lover, grow one". there's a helpful picture on the back of one sitting in a cup of water, steps 1 thru 3, getting bigger. it sure is a good thing htey gave step-by-step instructions of leaving it to sit in a cup of water
np: candy striper death orgy - atomictivity

(2 shots upside the head | en garde!)


Date:December 29th, 2001 06:11 pm (UTC)
didn't you know that, they've had them for years. you can get "grow-a-date"s at the dollar store (we did a commercial for them last year in acting for film)
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Date:December 30th, 2001 06:55 pm (UTC)
if i were told that i could turn a sponge into a lover in three easy steps, i might wanna see the steps too..

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