December 31st, 2001
|01:47 am - satisfaction|
once there once was a boy who was very happy most of the time. his life was almost completely complete. he could sense, however, that there were two things that were missing from his life, but he didn't know what they were.
one day, his family took him to an italian restaurant. the boy had never had italian food before, and he was mesmerized by the exotic-sounding names of the dishes. he asked about the lasagna and it sounded delicious, so he ordered it. he ate the lasagna, and it was delicious. the boy knew that one of the things that were missing from his life was no longer missing.
if only it were that simple
np: King Missle - The Boy Who Ate Lasagna and Could Jump Over a Church
|Date:||January 2nd, 2002 10:52 pm (UTC)|| |
::throws his detachable cheesecake penis over a church::
|Date:||January 8th, 2002 04:48 pm (UTC)|| |
No life is complete without lasgna.
whenever i get lasagna at a restaurant, i think to myself how great the cheese is, adn i should get it with extra cheese. but then the sauce would be overpowered adn the sauce is great too, so i'll get extra cheese adn sauce. but then i would barely taste the noodles, adn theyre important. so at this point i'm basically getting extra everything, so i get it normal. and it's great. but i think someday i am going ot order it with extra everything, just in case it would be better that way
|Date:||January 8th, 2002 07:57 pm (UTC)|| |
Back in college, before I started boycotting Domino's, we used to get what we called "The Pizza From Hell" - A large with pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese, extra sauce and (get this) extra dough. Two pieces were enough for just about anyone (yes, even stoned people). I'm not sure if you can get extra dough in all the stores, but it was good. They basically just mashed two crusts together. Every now and then you'd get a big air bubble in one, but the benefits outweighed that.
dominos is gross, but i'll keep that concept in mind. air bubbles are great, they make it get a crunchy spot
|Date:||January 8th, 2002 09:10 pm (UTC)|| |
Yeah, Domino's is nasty, though some of the ones in Virginia are better than elsewhere (the guy who runs most of the ones I used to eat at managed to talk corporate HQ into letting him use real sausage instead of the rabbit turds all the others use). I think I've eaten Domino's pizza once in the past ten years.
lauri's family insists on getting dominos, so whenever i mooch food off of them, i end up eating that. they get pepsi too. if it wasn't free, i might have to register a complaint
|Date:||January 8th, 2002 09:30 pm (UTC)|| |
Yeah, my sole Domino's experience was at Mike's parents' house. Can't turn down free food. Normally I get a nice home-cooked meal there, but they were feeling lazy that week. Though normally when in a pizza mood, they take us to Babe's - the world's best pizza place. They take some dough, put on some sauce, whatever toppings you want, then a ton of cheese, then some dough, some sauce, whatever toppings you want, then a ton of cheese. No, I didn't accidentally repeat myself. That place rules the pizza world. I just wish they weren't so far away.