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January 11th, 2002


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01:42 am - fartknockers!
ya know those balloon snake things that like circle inside themselves and the point of playing wiht them is theyre hard to hold onto? i bought one of those at work today, and the damn thing just sprung a leak and got my desk all wet. i brought it into the bathroom and deflated it and threw it out. i'm gettin a refund saturday, yo
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From:subblimegrrl
Date:January 10th, 2002 11:20 pm (UTC)
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my mother had one of those and it exploded. i was playing with it, sitting in my mother's kitchen, and water and glitter went all over the counters and myself.

she has a new one now and i am not allowed to touch it.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 10th, 2002 11:29 pm (UTC)

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aww! i'm sure it was not your fault, they are clearly boobytrapped
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From:lilduckie4jesus
Date:January 10th, 2002 11:22 pm (UTC)
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way to live up to the stereo type! the two dollar refund will pay for next semester's education i'm sure ;-)
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 10th, 2002 11:33 pm (UTC)

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it's the principle of the thing! i was sold shoddy merchandise. if you'd like, i'll donate the 2 dollars to charity or something
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From:madeleine
Date:January 11th, 2002 06:36 am (UTC)
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You may donate those mega bucks to me :)
From:candy_angel
Date:January 11th, 2002 07:10 am (UTC)
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or me! help buy me food to eat so I don't have to beg on the streets of High point, nc, with a sign and everything. I might throw myself under a car instead of going to class (its not hard. damn 5 lane highway) besides, I know things about you. things you don't want exposed to the glittery light of day! bwahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
From:candy_angel
Date:January 11th, 2002 07:12 am (UTC)
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er, that was in reply to mad but directed at dan.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 11th, 2002 12:21 pm (UTC)

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i know things about you too, o godess mine. and no throwing yourself under cars! or i'll have my way with your corpse, and feed it to rabid wolverines
From:candy_angel
Date:January 14th, 2002 08:06 am (UTC)

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no you don't. and if you had your way with my corpse, you wouldn't know what to do with it, haha!
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 15th, 2002 09:42 pm (UTC)

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yes i do

well i'd have plenty of time to figure out what to do with it, you woudlnt be going anywhere
From:candy_angel
Date:January 17th, 2002 09:06 am (UTC)

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You don't know that.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 19th, 2002 11:13 am (UTC)

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so you'd be candy_zombie, then?
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From:johnbot
Date:January 11th, 2002 01:02 pm (UTC)
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how do you plan to get a refund if you've thrown it out? for all they know, it didn't break at all and you just want free money..
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 11th, 2002 02:13 pm (UTC)

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i will get a refund by typing in the purchase price on the register when i'm working saturday, hitting refund, adn taking the 1.99 from the drawer to my pocket.
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From:johnbot
Date:January 11th, 2002 02:17 pm (UTC)
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ah, clever. you better make sure you have the receipt..
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 13th, 2002 11:54 am (UTC)

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what for?

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