January 11th, 2002
|01:42 am - fartknockers!|
ya know those balloon snake things that like circle inside themselves and the point of playing wiht them is theyre hard to hold onto? i bought one of those at work today, and the damn thing just sprung a leak and got my desk all wet. i brought it into the bathroom and deflated it and threw it out. i'm gettin a refund saturday, yo
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my mother had one of those and it exploded. i was playing with it, sitting in my mother's kitchen, and water and glitter went all over the counters and myself.
she has a new one now and i am not allowed to touch it.
aww! i'm sure it was not your fault, they are clearly boobytrapped
way to live up to the stereo type! the two dollar refund will pay for next semester's education i'm sure ;-)
it's the principle of the thing! i was sold shoddy merchandise. if you'd like, i'll donate the 2 dollars to charity or something
You may donate those mega bucks to me :)
or me! help buy me food to eat so I don't have to beg on the streets of High point, nc, with a sign and everything. I might throw myself under a car instead of going to class (its not hard. damn 5 lane highway) besides, I know things about you. things you don't want exposed to the glittery light of day! bwahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
er, that was in reply to mad but directed at dan.
i know things about you too, o godess mine. and no throwing yourself under cars! or i'll have my way with your corpse, and feed it to rabid wolverines
no you don't. and if you had your way with my corpse, you wouldn't know what to do with it, haha!
yes i do
well i'd have plenty of time to figure out what to do with it, you woudlnt be going anywhere
so you'd be candy_zombie, then?
|Date:||January 11th, 2002 01:02 pm (UTC)|| |
how do you plan to get a refund if you've thrown it out? for all they know, it didn't break at all and you just want free money..
i will get a refund by typing in the purchase price on the register when i'm working saturday, hitting refund, adn taking the 1.99 from the drawer to my pocket.
|Date:||January 11th, 2002 02:17 pm (UTC)|| |
ah, clever. you better make sure you have the receipt..