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January 13th, 2002

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03:51 am
did i ever mention this? my asst manager at cumbys, who's been with the company 5 years or so, has been robbed twice while at work. he's never been hurt or anything[1]. he says if it happens a 3rd time, he's quitting cuz thatd be tempting fate. staying after the THIRD time would be tempting fate?! here is what would happen if anyone tried to rob the store when i was working:

anyone - and i mean anyone, i don't care if theyre 6 and their only weapon is a french fry - comes in and says theyre robbing the place, i would say "ok, take whatever you want", walk out, drive home, and never go anywhere the hell near that place again.
the last thing i need is to be shot over someone else's money and cigarettes

[1] and just cuz it's super freaky, i'll pass this along too.. he said that the 1st time he was robbed, it was by a guy wearing the ghost mask from Scream, wielding a hammer. THE GUY FROM SCREAM WITH A HAMMER!! o my christ, i would go into a coma or something
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From:madeleine
Date:January 13th, 2002 07:48 am (UTC)
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anyone - and i mean anyone, i don't care if theyre 6 and their only weapon is a french fry - comes in and says theyre robbing the place, i would say "ok, take whatever you want",

I'll be over sometime this afternoon. Could be a french fry, could be uncooked spaghetti.

Expect the unexpected ;)
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 13th, 2002 11:19 am (UTC)

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i'm not working this afternoon, but okay! have fun
From:candy_angel
Date:January 14th, 2002 08:16 am (UTC)
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*threatens you with limp food products*
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 15th, 2002 09:46 pm (UTC)

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*screams like a girl*
From:candy_angel
Date:January 17th, 2002 09:06 am (UTC)

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*doubles over in schoolgirlish giggles*
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 19th, 2002 11:15 am (UTC)

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i win!
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From:johnbot
Date:January 15th, 2002 10:25 am (UTC)
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don't try to get christ on your side now.. you've already murdered him and ripped off your foreskin to spite him. ::sends jesus over to rob you with a limp foreskin::
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From:bertho
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:05 pm (UTC)
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Damn my name being a verb. Damn skimming a reply. That was very odd at first...
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From:johnbot
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:14 pm (UTC)
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hee, when i saw that you were replying, i skimmed my own message, and thought, "why am i sending rob~ to to cumland with foreskin? where would he get foreskin?"
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From:bertho
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:25 pm (UTC)
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I'd buy it off the hospitals like all the research firms do when they need human tissue. ;-)
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From:johnbot
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:28 pm (UTC)
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i really hope they wouldn't sell foreskin to a freak who just walked in off the street.. heh
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From:bertho
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:39 pm (UTC)

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Yes, it's so much better that they only sell it to large corporations. Wonder who got mine...
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From:johnbot
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:45 pm (UTC)
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those alt-130 fleshtone gloves are sure snug and comfy!
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From:bertho
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:48 pm (UTC)
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That's because there was so little flesh. ;-)
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From:johnbot
Date:January 18th, 2002 03:54 pm (UTC)
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well, we generally use foreskin aged to 19 years or so and then lop it off. and anyway, if they're tight, just rub them a lil.. ;)
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 19th, 2002 12:41 am (UTC)

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hee! [robs rob~]

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