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January 16th, 2002


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02:12 am - so much for ever having sex
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?itemid=20307506

AHHH!!!

link from sadtomato
state: cringing
np: kenny wayne shepherd - somehow somewhere someway

(13 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:feste
Date:January 16th, 2002 12:07 am (UTC)
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Were you in danger of having your dick broken, Daniel-san? =) Sorry, just teasing...

*sits cross-legged the rest of his shift*
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From:scumm_boy
Date:January 16th, 2002 04:43 am (UTC)
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I have managed to suppress my sympathy pain for that post.

I think the risk is well worth the results. :)
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From:scumm_boy
Date:January 16th, 2002 04:44 am (UTC)
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I meant the results of having sex.

not the results of breaking your... little friend.
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From:johnbot
Date:January 16th, 2002 08:53 am (UTC)
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hee, beat [:o] me to it.. on the plus side, your circumference would be huuuuuuuge!

i've heard of that sorta accident before, but it is pretty rare.. dicks can stand up [har!] to a lot of abuse.. go for it, danno!
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From:scumm_boy
Date:January 16th, 2002 09:44 am (UTC)

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Geez... you are just full of the puns... you are to be the punman!
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From:johnbot
Date:January 16th, 2002 10:18 am (UTC)
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johny is to be liking the punii. they be taking it up the pun, yo!
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From:scumm_boy
Date:January 16th, 2002 10:40 am (UTC)

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LOL!!!

*falls over*
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From:johnbot
Date:January 16th, 2002 11:00 am (UTC)
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don't fall on your penii!
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From:scumm_boy
Date:January 16th, 2002 11:17 am (UTC)

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I shall try not to!
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From:johnbot
Date:January 16th, 2002 11:30 am (UTC)
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try very hard! we have impressional danny beans about!
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From:scumm_boy
Date:January 16th, 2002 11:52 am (UTC)

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LOL! Indeed we do :)
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 16th, 2002 05:31 pm (UTC)

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maxim had a fun column on this once, in the middle of an article on some (extremely disturbing) problems people have had with penile enlargement surgery
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From:bertho
Date:January 23rd, 2002 12:21 pm (UTC)
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Ouch. I've heard of that happening before, and it's always in my mind whenever the girl's on top. If she starts getting a little overzealous, I get pretty paranoid and usually concentrate more on making sure I don't have that happen than having sex, so it's not really a favorite position of mine.

On a side note (just because I love sharing scary stuff), mine's not currently 100% either. Mental note: when she runs dry, either stop or use a lube.

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