April 9th, 2002

victory!

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i am very surprised by everything. timing, timing.

i hate my luck but i love my friends.
  • Current Music
    Deftones - 08 - Birthmark
tesseract

oh my

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Moderate
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:Low
Borderline:Moderate
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:Low
Avoidant:High
Dependent:High
Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

-- Click Here To Take The Test --



it's been too long since the last time i took this, i can't remember what i got then
avoidant and dependent seem to fit, as much as an extremely vague online quiz can, but i don't know where the other stuff came from. i don't see anything at all from schizotypal or the moderates. why do you say these things, online quiz!
  • Current Music
    Deftones - Digital Bath (live)
victory!

superfunamazinglyrictacular birthdaypants

so i got a big exciting birthday card from most of my dorm. it rules :] it's a shame i wasnt at the meeting to get it, but khaek brought it over later. it makes me all happylike. thank you, woodruff people!

oh - sorry amy.. i downloaded a bunch the other day, and i'm now officially a thursday fan

i wonder if i'll get my paper done for class tomorrow. we'll find out! thankfully the one due wednesday has been pushed back til monday, so i won't have to not sleep 2 nights in a row. slackity slack slack.

and as per last year, my parents ordered me a birthday cake from philbrook. and as per last year, it's not a particularly good cake. but that's besides the point. cake! whee! i was singsonging on the way back from picking it up.. "cake cake cake for me, i have cake for dan, cake for me, i have cake, i am dan with cake"etc. there are few better ways to pointlessly amuse yourself than by singsonging.

and another person was revealed to be reading my journal, but not commenting, so as to be not known. there seems to be a lot of you out there. everyone reading this, say something!
  • Current Music
    Thursday - Understanding In A Car Crash
alien chest burst

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fukcfuckfuckfuckfuckfkcafjawefelwjfliaw

i went to taike a short nap at 5. a half hour. alarm was set for 5:30, i checked 3 fucking times to make sure. just woke up, alarm never went off.

5 hrs to write/finish reading for the paper. NOT GONNA HAPPENFSEFQLIEHGLIEWGHLIESHGFES
  • Current Music
    Deftones - 03 - One Weak
victory!

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what are you talking about? rejection fucking rules.


..

they're doing some unexplained construction work outside my dorm. they've blocked off 5 spots in the forestparkistan parking lot, for no apparent reason, adn they have a whatchamacallit construction truck thing digging the hell out of the woods, apparently to make a giant dirt pile. maybe they're going to dump the dirt in the parking spots. it woudln't make any less sense than what htey're doing now. anyawy tho, the point of me mentioning this is that approximately every 20 seconds, the cnstruction truck thing makes the most ANNOYING SOUND EVER, which i can only compare to an elephant being scraped down a blackboard. this fucking irritating whiney noise. oh yeah, and its "i am backing up, so all you people behind me IN THE DAMN WOODS WHERE NO ONE IS ANYWHERE NEAR IT had better get out of the way" siren keeps going off too. i feel bad for all the lower quad people who have to listen to this every day

this is one of those days where i have to lock my door to keep the wind from blowing it open.

new plan: pass by lying. it's easier this way. maybe i should get lunch.
  • Current Music
    nothing because EVERY TIME I RUN WINAMP MY COMPUTER CRASHES GRJEIHIEHGLISHEIF
victory!

anecdotal evidence you're all insane

this was fun... yesterday in the mub i'm eating lunch before class. i hear "HAPPY BIRTHDAY WOOODY", and look up to see geoff yelling from upstairs. i wave and yell THANK YOU when i swallow my mouthful of sub. then he yells that he was trying to embarass me as much as possible. at this point laura and christie run out and say tehy were going to throw wadded up paper at me with happy birthday written on it but geoff ruined the surprise. which is a shame, cuz even chance they woulda missed and hit an innocent bystander (bysitter?) and entertained me.
and voicemails of both my parents AND jesus singing happy birthday.
rules!
  • Current Music
    construction
victory!

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for a place that has "membership services available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week" written on the back of their card, marketplaza is closed quite often. of course, theyve proven themselves quite unreliable in the whole "not lying through our teeth" department, so i cant say i'm hugely surprised

hmmmm apparently midway thru my phonecall, the company changed its name from marketplaza to essentials. how did that happen?
  • Current Music
    blah blah automated robot phone droids
victory!

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Scummder (1:38:58 PM): Booyeah Grandma!
King Nixon (1:39:08 PM): i am not your grandma!!
Scummder (1:39:13 PM): you SO are my grandma
Scummder (1:39:25 PM): what with your white hair and glasses and saggy old lady boobies
King Nixon (1:41:12 PM): just cuz we look the same and occasionally share dresses does not make me your grandma
Scummder (1:41:25 PM): but your my fathers mother...
Scummder (1:41:28 PM): that MAKES you my Grandma
King Nixon (1:42:00 PM): dammit, haven't you ever heard the song "i'm my own grandpa"? anyone can be anyone's anything nowadays
Scummder (1:42:23 PM): STOP LYING TO ME GRADMA! Where are the cookies? I want soda!!
King Nixon (1:42:48 PM): GET YOUR OWN DAMN COOKIES AND SODA YOU LITTLE CHEAPSKATE!!
King Nixon (1:42:57 PM): GRANDMA'S NOT TAKING THIS ABUSE ANYMORE
Scummder (1:43:03 PM): EEK!
Scummder (1:43:19 PM): GRANDMA HAS GONE INSANE IN THE BRAIN, OR POSSIBLY THE SAGGIE BREASTISIES
King Nixon (1:44:07 PM): can breastisies go insane/
King Nixon (1:44:08 PM): ?
Scummder (1:44:20 PM): yes. Espeically old, saggy breastisies
King Nixon (1:44:26 PM): they must be cut off then! before it is too late
King Nixon (1:44:32 PM): step into the giant knife machine, jamie
Scummder (1:44:43 PM): OOOHh! Rotating Knives!
Scummder (1:44:48 PM): *prances into them*
King Nixon (1:45:10 PM): noooooo don't prance, you'll ruin the alignment
Scummder (1:45:29 PM): *prances up to the knives and throws a steel bar in*
King Nixon (1:45:55 PM): *the steel bar is chopped into little bits and shot back out at you, shrapnel style
Scummder (1:46:12 PM): :o
Scummder (1:46:21 PM): *dodges, a la the matrix*
King Nixon (1:49:50 PM): *attacks you with knives, a la someone attacking you with knives*
Scummder (1:50:37 PM): NOOO! *throws Grandma in the TRASH COMPACTOR OF GRANDMA CRUSHINGNESS*
King Nixon (1:51:26 PM): *throws TRASH COMPACTOR OF GRANDMA CRUSHINGNESS in the trash compactor of destroying things which would crush grandma without hurting her*
Scummder (1:51:49 PM): oh my! *presses your self-destruct button*
King Nixon (1:54:42 PM): dammit, you werent supposed to know about the button
victory!

(no subject)

i THINK i just cancelled my marketplaza account. i'm not actually sure, because the guy i talked to had an incomprehensible middle eastern accent. at the end of the call i'm pretty sure he asked if i was a member of the UN and if i wanted to be transfered to an aol helpline, so i'm pretty sure he was crazy too. he probably signed me up for 3 more accounts instead.

i've been informed it is a gorgeous day today. let's go find out, shall we
  • Current Music
    good thing i have to go to class now and don't have time to eat