October 19th, 2002

victory!

these are days.

ok so ive been sticking things in here for a few days now, rather than actually post anything. so Collapse )

the end.
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HEY LOCAL PEOPLE! THIS WEEKEND~~~

Fencing! Yay!
Come Watch Dan Stab People!
Massive Violence Is Fun!
the Granite State Open tournament: upstairs in the Whitt, saturday and sunday, 10am til later sometime
[dan fences around 2pm saturday / 10am sunday]
STAB!
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http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

read thru the site. keep reading. it only gets better..

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It seems to me that the name "Scatman" is a great one. you know: after semi-singer and comedian Scatman Crothers.
I keep envision having a son named Scatman. I can imagine everyone he meets saying, 'What a cool name.' Which is good because that way they'll have something to like about him even if his personality is really off-putting. Or if he's shallow or a bully when he's like 13, when he should be getting into punk rock or something. At least they'll think he has a hip name.

But don't use it, cause I thought of it.


Damn! But your arguments are so compelling! If he grows up to be an asshole, people will still like him. And if he's a meek nerd, no one will POSSIBLY find something mean to call him as is name is already a toilet insult.

And then Jack Nicholson will hit him in the chest with an axe.
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this made my throat hurt from laughing so much

Im having twins , but I want a common first name and uncommon middle name how does this names sound: girls: Valerie Brigail and Juliet Alelanie or boys: Santiago Joeaziel and Omar Aaron comments?
What the living hell? (How's that for a comment?) The girls' middle names sound like they're missing a first syllable and the boys names make me ponder what ethnicity this woman is, and what ethnicity she thinks her son will magically have.
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ok this is my favoirte one so far

I love the Lord, am a LDS woman, and would like to name my baby baby Jesus.
Wait, she wants to call him "Baby Jesus"? How will that work after he's 33?

My husband says this is ridiculous because we are not latino and he does not even go to church anymore. I looked and it is a popular name in the US so it must be that others like me are out there spreading His love. His full name would be "Jesus Joseph Dewey". Can any one tell me if when you are at the hospital can you refuse to let your husband have a say in what the birth certificate says? I 18 years old and am a first time mom.

Issue 1: Jesus! (Praise the Lord!) Joseph! (Hallelujah!) Dewey. (.....um.....He's a duck, right?)

Issue 2: Have you ever heard anything so romantic, and yet so filled with Our Heavenly Father's purest love alighting from heaven to his children upon the earth as an 18 yeard old Mormon girl wanting to have her husband barred from the hospital where she's just given birth so she can name their child Jesus. Joseph. Dewey. Amen.

(dan's comment- didn't ol' dirty bastard call himself big baby jesus for awhile?)
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and here is me on april the 8th of 2003.

but me on the right now is going to sleep because i am exhausted. fencing was good. some bouts i fenced really well, and some i flubbed. most were somewhere in the middle. i had the best end to one bout.. it was 4-4 in a 5 touch bout, the time runs out. what this does is, the ref flips a coin and someone calls it. whoever wins the toss gets precedence: if no one gets the last touch in 1 minute, that person wins. i lost the toss. so, generally i am a defensive fencer- i use counterattacks a lot. that's not gonna work when i need to get a touch to not lose. so i'm goin after him. i dont know how, but we both end up too close together and despeartely jabbing at each other, but we're too close so our swords are past. he steps off the side so that gets stopped and we keep going. at 42 seconds now. we get a double touch. since we're already at 4-4 it's not counted. so we keep going. sam yells DAN DO SOMETHING and i'm not having any luck, so i do exactly that. i do something. i lunge right at him and get him in the chest. WIN! it was a thrill. the other time she yelled that at me (against andy of all people), i had the same response and got that touch (and won that bout) too. she should follow me around all day yelling encouragement.
but there were some bouts i just screwed up too. like the 1st one, where i lost 4-5, and 4 of the touches that kid got on me were straight lunges to my wrist. i coudlnt react properly for some reason. i came out 4th in my 1st pool, and 5th in the second. since you needed 3rd in the second pool to go on, i was out at that point. bah. let's see how i do tomorrow.

then i went to teh acapella thing. it was nice. heron's the only one in AB who dances while she's singing
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note to self

so here's the note i just left for myself, for things i keep forgetting to do-

SHAMPOO!! POSTERBOARD FROM ZYLAS!! APPLY AT VIDEO STORE!! MAKE BABIES!! DO RESEARCH!!

that's my life.
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