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[dan fences around 2pm saturday / 10am sunday]
read thru the site. keep reading. it only gets better..
It seems to me that the name "Scatman" is a great one. you know: after semi-singer and comedian Scatman Crothers.
I keep envision having a son named Scatman. I can imagine everyone he meets saying, 'What a cool name.' Which is good because that way they'll have something to like about him even if his personality is really off-putting. Or if he's shallow or a bully when he's like 13, when he should be getting into punk rock or something. At least they'll think he has a hip name.
But don't use it, cause I thought of it.
Damn! But your arguments are so compelling! If he grows up to be an asshole, people will still like him. And if he's a meek nerd, no one will POSSIBLY find something mean to call him as is name is already a toilet insult.
And then Jack Nicholson will hit him in the chest with an axe.
Im having twins , but I want a common first name and uncommon middle name how does this names sound: girls: Valerie Brigail and Juliet Alelanie or boys: Santiago Joeaziel and Omar Aaron comments?
What the living hell? (How's that for a comment?) The girls' middle names sound like they're missing a first syllable and the boys names make me ponder what ethnicity this woman is, and what ethnicity she thinks her son will magically have.
I love the Lord, am a LDS woman, and would like to name my baby baby Jesus.
Wait, she wants to call him "Baby Jesus"? How will that work after he's 33?
My husband says this is ridiculous because we are not latino and he does not even go to church anymore. I looked and it is a popular name in the US so it must be that others like me are out there spreading His love. His full name would be "Jesus Joseph Dewey". Can any one tell me if when you are at the hospital can you refuse to let your husband have a say in what the birth certificate says? I 18 years old and am a first time mom.
Issue 1: Jesus! (Praise the Lord!) Joseph! (Hallelujah!) Dewey. (.....um.....He's a duck, right?)
Issue 2: Have you ever heard anything so romantic, and yet so filled with Our Heavenly Father's purest love alighting from heaven to his children upon the earth as an 18 yeard old Mormon girl wanting to have her husband barred from the hospital where she's just given birth so she can name their child Jesus. Joseph. Dewey. Amen.
(dan's comment- didn't ol' dirty bastard call himself big baby jesus for awhile?)
so here's the note i just left for myself, for things i keep forgetting to do-
SHAMPOO!! POSTERBOARD FROM ZYLAS!! APPLY AT VIDEO STORE!! MAKE BABIES!! DO RESEARCH!!
that's my life.