December 26th, 2005


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“soooooo...I dunno what the fuck it is, but there's some kind of weird sticky shit in the left sleeve of my jacket, and it's creepy. so I'm not too happy about that. uhm, not much I can do about it though, because I'm on my paper route now and I didn't notice until I was already in the car, cuz I started moving my arm and I noticed something felt really weird. It seems to be centered around the elbow area... uhm, I don't know. i'll have to investigate it. But yeah, that's creepy.
And also, on the radio just now, I heard a song which I swear to God was an ode to morning wood and it was really cute and awesome. It had a chant and everything, it was great.
M-O! M-O-R! M-O-R-N-I-N-G! W-O-O-D! (somethingsomethingsomething) so yeah that was great. the end, byebye.”

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