February 25th, 2006

cunnilingus

spy vs spy

King Nixon (6:51:09 PM): fun fact: carlo rossi chianti is kinda wicked gross
phairbear (6:51:22 PM): not a huge surprise
King Nixon (6:51:57 PM): true. especially since the bottle has been in my fridge since a party in december. i have been diligently trying to finish it off ever since
King Nixon (6:52:01 PM): finally finished today!
phairbear (6:52:12 PM): ew
phairbear (6:52:16 PM): that's really gross
King Nixon (6:52:23 PM): haha
[editted for boring and/or totally legal content]
phairbear (7:20:44 PM): i don't know why i'm looking at apartment listings.  looking at apartments alone fills me existential angst
King Nixon (7:22:25 PM): wait til your fella gets home?
phairbear (7:22:56 PM): he won't be home until 9:30 or 10 tomorrow morning
phairbear (7:23:12 PM): i'm hoping to pass out facedown on the keyboard until he gets home
King Nixon (7:24:01 PM): but if you pass out we can't talk!
King Nixon (7:24:11 PM): no one else online is as fun
phairbear (7:24:44 PM): don't worry, the pills don't work on me
King Nixon (7:24:55 PM): ah yes
phairbear (7:25:02 PM): all they is increase my typos by 15%
King Nixon (7:25:08 PM): well i promise to enjoy your inconvenience
King Nixon (7:25:13 PM): heh no worries
King Nixon (7:25:22 PM): 1st thing that happens when i drink and go online is i stop editting my typing
phairbear (7:25:24 PM): there's a bottle of wine in dylan's kitchen, but it's red and red gives me a headache
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phairbear (7:36:52 PM): hang in , ilove your sdrama
King Nixon (7:37:04 PM): haha
King Nixon (7:37:17 PM): well i'm glad you do. i'm always afraid people think i'm being weird or sketchy
phairbear (7:37:26 PM): trying tofigure out mynew cell hpone number36
phairbear (7:37:30 PM): i am dumb
King Nixon (7:37:40 PM): call someone and make them check their callerID?
phairbear (7:38:43 PM): i tried to call dyaln beut he;d ahelpig the real crazies
phairbear (7:38:52 PM): he;llcall back36
King Nixon (7:38:54 PM): call me, i'm not doing anything useful
King Nixon (7:38:58 PM): haha that's good
phairbear (7:39:07 PM): typing is ,ore of  and adaventture now
King Nixon (7:39:19 PM): your typing has lapped mine
phairbear (7:39:47 PM): BUT i have thoguhts on yiur ladsysitatuon
King Nixon (7:39:53 PM): yay thoughts!!
phairbear (7:40:08 PM): my keyboayd is looking very organic to me righgt now
phairbear (7:40:18 PM): so keeop that in mind
King Nixon (7:40:30 PM): hahah will do
King Nixon (7:41:04 PM): mine is just looking a little fuzzy. and a little covered in kitten, but i move her out of the way
[more scandal]
phairbear (7:42:09 PM): my keyboaerd in incrasingly rustuc and covered in moss
phairbear (7:42:53 PM): we should save this conversdatiomn and exhoibiti in th srt galery
King Nixon (7:43:25 PM): i have deadaim so it is being automatically logged!
King Nixon (7:43:35 PM): actuall i have google desktop too, so it is being doublely logged
phairbear (7:43:48 PM): with a tlte like "incrasgin;y rustuc: two lunesta and two ambien crs in an onveremdicted socuety"
King Nixon (7:43:48 PM): doubley? doublelelely
phairbear (7:44:05 PM): onmy with mmore pellcheckingh
King Nixon (7:44:33 PM): hahaha i think you are venturing into gibberish territory, mer
King Nixon (7:44:38 PM): i need to drink more. then i'll undrstnd you
phairbear (7:45:15 PM): i recommedn that
phairbear (7:46:20 PM): the drugs really don't make me sleep, they makeme loopy and fun and somewhat hallucinatory
King Nixon (7:47:25 PM): well that is good too, although not what you had in mind
King Nixon (7:47:31 PM): but at least htey do something cool
King Nixon (7:47:38 PM): KITTEN DON'T DRINK THE WINE
King Nixon (7:47:45 PM): okay crisis averted
phairbear (7:47:55 PM): i'm kind of enjoyinf whee i am in th emomenet
phairbear (7:48:17 PM): thekeyboyard jkind of rreminds of  crabpot
King Nixon (7:48:29 PM): crabpot?
King Nixon (7:48:33 PM): like cooking crabs in a pot?
King Nixon (7:48:37 PM): on your keyboard?
King Nixon (7:48:47 PM): i like crab more than lobster but less than shrimp
phairbear (7:49:07 PM): the kind of crabpot you catch the crb in
phairbear (7:49:29 PM): and pull up outof the water
phairbear (7:49:34 PM): eiththr crabsinit
King Nixon (7:49:38 PM): i only catch themwith my fork. i let othr people handle the hard part
phairbear (7:49:56 PM): good advice
phairbear (7:50:08 PM): wait!.i was supposed ot be giving you adivce.
King Nixon (7:50:26 PM): oh eyah!
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King Nixon (7:56:57 PM): i have a sandwich now. i made it quickly so i could come back and see hwat you typed
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King Nixon (8:02:29 PM): it must be the beard
phairbear (8:04:13 PM): you know i don't love the beard
King Nixon (8:04:24 PM): :'(
King Nixon (8:04:27 PM): i didn't know that
King Nixon (8:04:54 PM): it makes me look less 12 years old
phairbear (8:05:59 PM): chicks don;t f=dig chin pubes
King Nixon (8:07:30 PM): some do! melley likes it
King Nixon (8:07:54 PM): not melly. melley in seattle
phairbear (8:10:01 PM): no ccounting for taste
phairbear (8:10:10 PM): but most ladies say no
King Nixon (8:10:15 PM): damn
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phairbear (8:14:46 PM): ok, i just tried to send a text message abd fioudmd it almost impossibke
King Nixon (8:14:53 PM): agahaha
phairbear (8:14:54 PM): ttime to bed
King Nixon (8:14:56 PM): aww
King Nixon (8:15:04 PM): okay goodnight
phairbear (8:15:07 PM): i hope you'll post this on the interenet
King Nixon (8:15:08 PM): thanks for advicing
King Nixon (8:15:19 PM): thining about it
phairbear (8:15:20 PM): so noo one thinks i;m cool orr unenviable
King Nixon (8:15:33 PM): i'll have to edit it for scandalous content
phairbear (8:16:01 PM): see, ffreaduainly i wrote "unenviable" insetad ok f"enviable"
phairbear (8:16:06 PM): oh the pain
King Nixon (8:16:41 PM): haha it's okay
King Nixon (8:16:47 PM): everyone will think you are anyway
King Nixon (8:16:52 PM): it is your curse
King Nixon (8:17:03 PM): or the cool part at least
phairbear (8:17:10 PM): i'm going to go lie facedown and see if thomas txts me
King Nixon (8:17:11 PM): maybe dylan's is enviabel
King Nixon (8:17:18 PM): byee