May 6th, 2006

carrot farmer

beep beep, who's got the keys to the jeep? vroom vrooooooom

my car is now living again! for the low low price of $2800 or so, they incorrectly put in my new engine and then fixed it. the something was rubbing against the something else and making the whole car shudder, but now all is well. it idles slightly rougher than it used to, but it shifts smoother so whatevs. supposedly this new engine has thousands fewer miles than mine did, and a 6 month warranty. so hopefully after 5.9 months it explodes prettily and they have to buy me a new car. that'd be neat.

in more important news, steven seagal has put out an album, with such stirring lyrics as:
Someone took me to a restaurant and I had to eat something fast
I ordered me some chicken
They gave me alligator ass

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I went to bed last night, I tried to give my baby some love
Well she looked at me kinda surprised and she said
Baby you got your own two pair a hands
but you ain't got no glove

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I told her I cant have no more sass
and from now on she can talk to my ass
  • Current Music
    steven seagal - mojo priest - talk to my ass