November 6th, 2006

victory!

oh congress

congresspersons, did you learn NOTHING from my stirring and eloquent essay on why you're all so stupid? did you not learn the errors of your ways?

well no, you clearly did not.

"Washington lawmakers have reacted with shock at the discovery that an obscure clause in a military spending bill will terminate the work of the auditor."
"Republican Senator Susan Collins told the New York Times she was mystified about how the termination clause had found its way into the bill."

mystified? you're mystified? you want to know how that clause got into the bill? well i'll tell you how it fucking got into the bill. someone wrote it and put it in the bill, which was given to you, and you voted for it, you dumb sack of shit. go home.

any lawmaker who votes for (or against) a law they didn't bother to read should be immediately sacked. this also means that the people writing these laws will have to trim down the bullshit.
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