February 10th, 2007

aghast

dell needs a calendar

dell keeps sending me stupid advertising emails and i keep trying to unsubscribe but the link never works because their site is so shitty. the link did work this time, but here's the message i got:
As of 12/2/2004 6:06:10 AM, this e-mail address will be opted out from all marketing e-mail subscriptions within 10 business days.

i put in a complaint at their 'contact me' page, which i've done before and gotten no useful response. here is the email i just got:
Dear Mr. Widrew:

Thank you for contacting Dell.

I understand that you would like to have your email address unsubscribed from our marketing list. I apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced all this while. I will certainly help you with this issue.

As of 12/2/2004 6:06:10 AM, this e-mail address will be opted out from all marketing e-mail subscriptions within 10 business days. [...]

Mr. Widrew, I hope I was able to resolve the issue to your satisfaction. If you need any additional information, or have any other questions, please reply to my email. I will ensure that all of your questions are answered.

Thank you for choosing Dell.

Respectfully,

Venkat_S
Customer Care Specialist
ABU Customer eCare
Dell Inc.

HEY DELL IT IS NOT 2004 IT HAS NOT BEEN 2004 FOR SOME TIME NOW BUY A FUCKING CALENDAR DELL INC OR AT LEAST READ THE FUCKING MESSAGE YOU WERE FUCKING RESPONDING TO THAT WAS FUCKING POINTING OUT THAT IT IS NOT 2004
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shining sun mode!

here is what i am doing this evening, which is much better than what you are doing this evening

Manijana Saturday 4pm in Finlandia: Watermynites and Finlandians unite! We will play get to know each other games, snuggle, drink tea, eat cookies and have a fantastic group facilitation workshop with the fantastic, allmighty Heather Vail.

Following that there will be more games and more fun and maybe already some alkihol.

7pm: Dinner in Watermyn! Watermyn is cooking, and so is Finlandia which will bring some delicious treats down to our royal hideaway on 166 Waterman Street. We will lock the doors so it is just us and we will sit in the living room where it all began 37 years ago. Under candlelight there will be story telling about B.A.C.H by Alina and Fokion, we will year stories about those legendary co-opers 25 years ago who ate soybeans and... We will make a plot to re-take our two lost houses from the evil Brown empire as we bask in the glory of our past! There will also be group photographs!

After dinner: Bonfire in Watermyn's yard!! We will take turns mooning the neighbors, perform a ritual around the compost pile, and of course, have a passionate discussion about what it means to live in a cooperative and what we want our intentional community to be like.

After bonfire: TOTAL, UNINHIBITED, UNRESTRAINED, UNCENCORED, UNPRECEDENTED, UNREAL, UNLEGAL, UNSOBER BACH DEBAUCHERY!!! Hide and go seek in the neighbor's yards, capture the flag Findy vs. Watermyn, wheelbarrow races down waterman street, spin the bottle, sardines, live music. Everybody must get stoned! This is a private party, just for us.

And in case you were wondering what the point of this all is: It is an opportunity for residents and participants of the food cooperative of the two properties of 116 and 166 Watermyn street to come together in a mutuality of intent to construct a shared vision of communal harmony and to create trust and reciprocal affection and to craft a fellowship of cooperation.
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