this actually happened thursday, but i've been enjoying surprising people with it so i held off posting for a hot minute. but yes, the shocking truth must be revealed! after having a beard for 6 or so years and not even really remembering what my face looked like, i am now shorn.
here are some step-by-step pictures, including blood and ANGRY FROWNING.
my first impression is i don't like it. my head is the wrong shape now, and smaller, and i am too young. i'll give myself a chance to get used to it, but we'll see. i might need excess manliness for law school!