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February 19th, 2002

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10:08 pm - you know you want to
hell, why not?...

i don't actually expect to get anything from this. but if anyone feels the need to shower me with riches, i will gladly repay you in sex

(ya know, whenever my parents ask what i wanna do with my life, i say prostitute. i never thought i'd follow thru on it though.. heh, good for me, reaching for my dreams)

update: in case you were wondering, the hell why not is me sayin why not to psoting this, not a why not for you the generous reader
state: heh
np: strike anywhere - notes on pulling the sky down

(2 shots upside the head | en garde!)


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Date:February 19th, 2002 07:09 pm (UTC)
i was going to send you a cent for your sexual prowess, but they want a 30c transaction fee, and i thought, "hey, dan's a cheap jew and he wouldn't go for it, so why should i?"
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Date:February 19th, 2002 07:15 pm (UTC)
they do? i tried whoring money to myself but it woudln't let me. *stops paying self to jerk off*

the site said they only charge a fee for incoming payments with an upgraded account (isnt that great? the basic accounts get you more money - they can't take cc payments tho) which i doth not have. stupid lying website jerks.

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