April 1st, 2002
|03:19 am - damn right|
np: Hawksley Workman - Striptease
aw i'm sorry. i dint want to neglect you. i'm anti-things, is the problem
but Im not things! Im Mel!
true, but youre on aim, which is most definitley a thing. if you were here, thatd be happy
i need a hug. but i guess i'll listen to jay-z instead
I can give you a virtual hug. *hug* see? Jay-z is pooh.
*hug* thank you. electrons can only do so much, however. grow super long arms so you can hug me for real, from there! jay-z may very well be pooh, but "izzo" is one of my happysongs
look what I found in my dailies:
stgegodess: what up, yo?
King Nixon: nuttin much
King Nixon: i'm slightly hungry, but i just had bagels so i'm going ot be stubborn adn ignore it for the moment
stgegodess: thats kinda boring. can't you spice it up a little?
King Nixon: allright
stgegodess: Throw in some intrigue, or an affair or two...maybe a murder?
King Nixon: nothing much is VERY EXCITINGLY currently happenign in my LIFE FULL OF INTRIGUE AND AFFAIRS, there are no MYSTERIOUS MURDERS OF FAMOUS PEOPLE happening in my not very EXCITING LIFE at the moment
King Nixon: better?
King Nixon: damn
King Nixon: but i added everything you wanted
King Nixon: in caps, even
stgegodess: but you qualified it all with uncapped 'not's
stgegodess: and 'no's
King Nixon: you werent sposed to read that part. it wasnt in caps
stgegodess: but I read both caps and lowercase. I'm bi-casetual
King Nixon: your wantom immoral lifestyle is not my concern
stgegodess: wanton, you fool!
King Nixon: wanton, not wantom
King Nixon: yes
stgegodess: BWAHAHA! I get the last laugh THIS time, Evil Skinny Jewish Kid!
King Nixon: i dont see you jumping all over my misspelling of immortal :-P
King Nixon: i'll get you next time, gadget!
Evil Skinny Jewish Kid!!
hahaha, nice! do you read thru your dailys often?
no I went there to find my wisdom tooth extraction tale for markus and started reading. Im awesome.
and you provid elots of humorous conversations.
And here is one now...:
danavator: i want some zesty jesus!
stgegodess: you cannot have any! It's only for members.
danavator: i'll join i'll join!
stgegodess: you mayn't.
danavator: i won't sacrifice my cat, tho. do you accept llamas?
stgegodess: No! There will be no sacrificing of llamas!
danavator: i wasn't going to sacrifice the llamas. i was going to give them to you in lieu of cat sacrifice
danavator: theyre really pretty llamas.. and they spit on heathens..
stgegodess: the organization knows all about you. you have been deemed unfit. please try again at a later date.
danavator: will i be more fit later?
stgegodess: perhaps. The organization does not always see fit to inform me of the future.
danavator: i understand, and accept the wishes of the organization.
danavator: would you like fries with that?
stgegodess: The organization frowns on such silly nonsense and would ask that you please refrain from making such jokes.
Please reapply in 15 to 20 minutes.
danavator: i wasnt joking.. i'm having dinner now and affered to share
stgegodess: Then you will please reapply in 13 to 18 minutes.
stgegodess: and yes, we would like fries.
stgegodess: however, the organization is on a low fat diet.
danavator: i will suck all the oil out of them 1st, than
stgegodess: then. That will be unneccesary, since the organization has wandered down to the kitchen and gotten itself a
lite turkey sandwich with lettuce and no mayonnaise.
danavator: i'm fairly sure it would be than. and i'm curious how one goes about making a t
turkey lite. do they force it
to exercise more?
stgegodess: What is your reasoning for "than"? And the organization says it does not have to answer to you.
danavator: my reasoning is that 'then' refers to the time things occur.. "this happens, then that happens"...
whereas 'than' is for comparisons.. as i was going to de-oil the fries, compared with before i had been told of the
organization's diet, when i was going to give them as is
stgegodess: right, but you are not comparing them directly. Then is also used as "in that case", which
would be the proper use in this case.
danavator: okay. i consulted my grammar expert and she agrees with your assessment.
stgegodess: The organization has doubts about you doubting a member of the organization. It feels you would
be better suited for a job in computer retail.
danavator: if i were to give members of the organization discounts on computer purchases, would that help?
stgegodess: The organization suggests you do nothing unlawful that can be traced to the organization. But it would be
appreciative of any help you could give the organization. However, it wants to stress that if, in the future,
you become a member, it would not have anything to do with any help you may have given the organization,
but is based on your own merit and the organization's leadership commitee's decision.
danavator: duly noted.
danavator: and, as per the suggestion before, i would now like ot put in another request for membership.
stgegodess: The organization would like to aknowledge your request. Unfortunately, the application server is currently down.
Please leave your name, email address, political affiliation, zodiac sign, and level of moldability with the current
operator and we will notify you once the server is back online.
danavator: dan widrew, email@example.com, independent, aries (i think), no visible gangrene
(or did you not mean that sort of mold?)
danavator: o btw, happy newyears!
stgegodess: The organization thanks you for your interest, it meant a different type of mold, the verb form thereof in fact,
and it also wishes you a happy new year.
danavator: ah. in that case (or 'then', if you wish), i am highly moldable mentally, but would prefer to not have any vast
physical alterations made, as they could be painful and disfiguring
stgegodess: The organization notes this.
and then i sent you zesty jesus!
and what was that t i was wondering how to make?
so it does, so it does.
hey, did i ever get into the organisation? i don't think i did
The organization regrets to inform you that it has not had time to process your application, please re-apply in triplicate as the previous application is expired.
The organizations recognizes your attempt at humour and is not encouraged in allowing you to join.
the organisation doesn't seem to have much in the way of a sense of humor. perhaps i should rescind my application
The organization has a way better sense of humour than you do. The organization resents the implications of your comment. The organization is getting tired. The organization notes the hour, and the hour is late/early.
the organization needs to loosen up and stop lording its selective membership over everyone.
why so it is. goodnight, organisation and melanie.
The organization spells "organization" with a 'z'
It wishes you goodnight, and sweet dreams, and so do I
|Date:||April 1st, 2002 02:21 am (UTC)|| |
Does it pronounce it "zed" though?
|Date:||April 1st, 2002 12:18 am (UTC)|| |
ooh, i am jack as well. that thing was wonderfully riddled with literarcy.
yes, that spelling was purposeful.
JOHN YOU MISPELLED LITERACY JOHN JOHN JOHN
|Date:||April 1st, 2002 12:25 am (UTC)|| |
DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN