King Nixon (1:39:08 PM): i am not your grandma!!
Scummder (1:39:13 PM): you SO are my grandma
Scummder (1:39:25 PM): what with your white hair and glasses and saggy old lady boobies
King Nixon (1:41:12 PM): just cuz we look the same and occasionally share dresses does not make me your grandma
Scummder (1:41:25 PM): but your my fathers mother...
Scummder (1:41:28 PM): that MAKES you my Grandma
King Nixon (1:42:00 PM): dammit, haven't you ever heard the song "i'm my own grandpa"? anyone can be anyone's anything nowadays
Scummder (1:42:23 PM): STOP LYING TO ME GRADMA! Where are the cookies? I want soda!!
King Nixon (1:42:48 PM): GET YOUR OWN DAMN COOKIES AND SODA YOU LITTLE CHEAPSKATE!!
King Nixon (1:42:57 PM): GRANDMA'S NOT TAKING THIS ABUSE ANYMORE
Scummder (1:43:03 PM): EEK!
Scummder (1:43:19 PM): GRANDMA HAS GONE INSANE IN THE BRAIN, OR POSSIBLY THE SAGGIE BREASTISIES
King Nixon (1:44:07 PM): can breastisies go insane/
King Nixon (1:44:08 PM): ?
Scummder (1:44:20 PM): yes. Espeically old, saggy breastisies
King Nixon (1:44:26 PM): they must be cut off then! before it is too late
King Nixon (1:44:32 PM): step into the giant knife machine, jamie
Scummder (1:44:43 PM): OOOHh! Rotating Knives!
Scummder (1:44:48 PM): *prances into them*
King Nixon (1:45:10 PM): noooooo don't prance, you'll ruin the alignment
Scummder (1:45:29 PM): *prances up to the knives and throws a steel bar in*
King Nixon (1:45:55 PM): *the steel bar is chopped into little bits and shot back out at you, shrapnel style
Scummder (1:46:12 PM): :o
Scummder (1:46:21 PM): *dodges, a la the matrix*
King Nixon (1:49:50 PM): *attacks you with knives, a la someone attacking you with knives*
Scummder (1:50:37 PM): NOOO! *throws Grandma in the TRASH COMPACTOR OF GRANDMA CRUSHINGNESS*
King Nixon (1:51:26 PM): *throws TRASH COMPACTOR OF GRANDMA CRUSHINGNESS in the trash compactor of destroying things which would crush grandma without hurting her*
Scummder (1:51:49 PM): oh my! *presses your self-destruct button*
King Nixon (1:54:42 PM): dammit, you werent supposed to know about the button