April 29th, 2002
|12:57 am - butchy is in quotation marks and don't you forget it!|
"we shall both be destroyed. all that is left us is suffering as great as our love has been." --heloise
spaceghost has an at&t ad now! bad wrong no bad no!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Next, you will seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of hired goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
np: Freddie Mercury - Queen+Greatest Hits III(99) - - living on my own (remix)
you call ME evil and then steal my link?? i think it's clear who the real evil one is here....
you'll note that after i called you evil, i ran away. now you see why
and i see you're back to your model userpic
and besides, you don't DENY that you're evil, do you?
hells no i don't..i've had an evil plan for years now..i'm just waiting for the right time to execute it
then what are you complaining about :p i'm merely acknowledging your eeeeeeeeeeeevil nature. i hope you execute your plan soon, now i'm all curious about it
I have one of these somewhere in Patience's lj. its nicely silly.
|Date:||April 29th, 2002 09:09 am (UTC)|| |
Next, you will contaminate/poison the White House. This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT...
english teachers?! you have out-evilled me this time, gadget
I had english teachers too. And I was a Really Bad Guy. I should go find it in Patience's lj and post it here JUST FOR YOU. Because I know you care.