Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
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butchy is in quotation marks and don't you forget it!

"we shall both be destroyed. all that is left us is suffering as great as our love has been." --heloise

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of hired goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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