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April 29th, 2002


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12:57 am - butchy is in quotation marks and don't you forget it!
"we shall both be destroyed. all that is left us is suffering as great as our love has been." --heloise

spaceghost has an at&t ad now! bad wrong no bad no!


Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of hired goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
np: Freddie Mercury - Queen+Greatest Hits III(99) - - living on my own (remix)

(10 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:ex_polyester120
Date:April 29th, 2002 07:36 am (UTC)

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you call ME evil and then steal my link?? i think it's clear who the real evil one is here....
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:13 am (UTC)
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you'll note that after i called you evil, i ran away. now you see why

and i see you're back to your model userpic
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:44 am (UTC)
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and besides, you don't DENY that you're evil, do you?
From:ex_polyester120
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:47 am (UTC)

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hells no i don't..i've had an evil plan for years now..i'm just waiting for the right time to execute it
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:50 am (UTC)
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then what are you complaining about :p i'm merely acknowledging your eeeeeeeeeeeevil nature. i hope you execute your plan soon, now i'm all curious about it
From:candy_angel
Date:April 29th, 2002 08:06 am (UTC)
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I have one of these somewhere in Patience's lj. its nicely silly.
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From:zombeer
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:09 am (UTC)
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Next, you will contaminate/poison the White House. This will cause countless hordes of mean english teachers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with evil, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT...
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 29th, 2002 09:44 am (UTC)
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english teachers?! you have out-evilled me this time, gadget
From:candy_angel
Date:April 29th, 2002 10:35 am (UTC)
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I had english teachers too. And I was a Really Bad Guy. I should go find it in Patience's lj and post it here JUST FOR YOU. Because I know you care.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 29th, 2002 10:51 am (UTC)
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so very much

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