spaceghost has an at&t ad now! bad wrong no bad no!
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a young helpless child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?
Next, you will seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of hired goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Finally, you will unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.