April 29th, 2002
the christian philosopher origen castrated himself, so he woudln't be distracted from his studies.
maybe that's not such a bad idea
np: Kansas -Dust In The Wind
|Date:||April 29th, 2002 12:03 pm (UTC)|| |
I have swords! And knives!!
Er, no. I shouldn't encourage you. Bad Daniel-san. Leave your bits alone. Find a girl to seduce and work out your frustrations. Don't worry about that whole morals thing, just get busy.
Just another way to be distracted. You think he did that spontaneously? No, he had to think of the best way to do it, what equipment he might need, experiment with drugs to see what anesthesized best...
I agree with Den. Get yourself a girl and be distracted that way. :)
actually, he got in trouble with the church cuz they thought he had been too spontaneous about it. tho he never regretted it (in his writings anyway).
tho he never regretted it (in his writings anyway).
Would *you* admit regretting doing something as big as that?
:image of guy sitting in a smoky bar with his closest friends: "You know, if there's one thing I regret..."
Of course everyone was too drunk to remember what he said, plus the fact he mumbled when he had too much too drink so no one was sure what he said anyways
if i could ignore morals, i would have by now. nice to a fault, i am
|Date:||April 29th, 2002 11:08 pm (UTC)|| |
Get yourself a little bit drunk, that helps flatten out morals. Not too much drunk though, because that can cause... disfunction. Sexually.
Are you saying that looser sex morals will help Dan study better?
dang! wish I'd thought of that when I was in college ;)
actually, being drunk doesn't do much for shyness/morals type things for me
|Date:||April 29th, 2002 06:19 pm (UTC)|| |
i think you're focus is on the wrong thing....
be proud of your junk! celebrate it's existence! let others share in your joy! throw parades!
your main problem is your schwingo-schwango doesn't have a theme song. if it did, you could play the music before you enter a room and everyone would stand and clap and sing along. you could have a fan club, get t-shirts made that say "i'd rather be woody's woody" or "make mine a woody."
action figures, trading cards, pop up books.......
by god i'm drunk