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May 7th, 2002


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01:31 am - This enables even young users to swing independently and joyously, which is of great benefit to all.
wow. this is really unbelievable. this is a real legal US patent. on a method of using a swing. if you don't want to read the whole thing, skip down to the last paragraph, that's the best part.
state: speechless
np: Tool-04-Salival-01-Third Eye (live)

(9 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:scumm_boy
Date:May 6th, 2002 11:23 pm (UTC)
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haha! I saw that! Tooo funny!
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From:kingnixon
Date:May 6th, 2002 11:35 pm (UTC)
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isn't it great? i've been doin that for years, dammit. well no one is stealing my patent on Standing Up While Swinging, it's mine!
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From:scumm_boy
Date:May 6th, 2002 11:36 pm (UTC)

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I'm getting the patent on "kicking someone in the back of the head while swining"!
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From:bertho
Date:May 6th, 2002 11:47 pm (UTC)
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Swining? Is that where you chase a greased pig around and try to catch it?
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From:scumm_boy
Date:May 6th, 2002 11:56 pm (UTC)

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DAMNED TYPOS! I'm patenting that too!
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From:bertho
Date:May 6th, 2002 11:47 pm (UTC)
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I hereby lay claim to the "laying on your stomach" method!
From:scientaestubiqu
Date:May 7th, 2002 03:17 am (UTC)
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*LOL* oh no...

This enables even young users to swing independently and joyously, which is of great benefit to all.

I thought this meant something else entirely... I was worried...
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From:zombeer
Date:May 7th, 2002 10:03 am (UTC)
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"Actual jungle forestry is not required."

but if you do have a dense jungle forest at your disposal, then you're in for a world of fun!!!!
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From:kingnixon
Date:May 7th, 2002 08:45 pm (UTC)
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i imagine that, if presented with a swing upon which to demonstrate, this method could be produced quite easily

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