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May 22nd, 2001


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06:47 pm - not for the eating!
this shouldn't exist.

(7 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:rain19
Date:May 22nd, 2001 07:52 pm (UTC)

Uhmm....

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Isn't the entire *point* of jerky to be eating MEAT? Try a fruit roll up dammit. Weirdos.
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From:kingnixon
Date:May 22nd, 2001 10:17 pm (UTC)

Re: Uhmm....

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see, it is things like this that happen when we allow vegans to run wild in our society without being properly licensed and supervised. down with vegans.
on another note, i seriously doubt there is any actual meat in most jerkys.
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From:rain19
Date:May 22nd, 2001 10:50 pm (UTC)

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Well I'm a vegetarian so I'm not a whole lot better but I don't sit and go, "I wish they would make fake meat so I could eat it!"
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From:kingnixon
Date:May 23rd, 2001 09:21 am (UTC)

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heh.. i'm not actually anti-vegan, i just think it's kinda funny. i've never understood someone swearing off meat, then eating carrot hamburgers and soy hotdogs. why bother?
besides, all the vegan food i've had is horrrrrrible
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From:sgnp
Date:May 22nd, 2001 10:06 pm (UTC)
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Ah, but the wrongness is what makes it so GOOD!

Look at how HAPPY the little girl in the advertisement is!

(It's a natural progression Soy Jerky -> Human Brains)
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From:kingnixon
Date:May 22nd, 2001 10:24 pm (UTC)
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so soy jerky causes zombieism? perhaps this is something the FDA should look into..
and i would like to note, for the record, that my subjectline was created before having discovered your comics, so it was not intentionally using super rocket monkey grammar. i acquired that from my friend bed.
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From:sgnp
Date:May 22nd, 2001 10:33 pm (UTC)

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Haha! I figured as much.

It's good. Super Rocket Monkey talks very much like the inside cover of a Space Streakings album.

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