June 2nd, 2002
holy shit, this is the best ever!
yay! it's all coming together now..
old guy comes into work: "hey, where are all the pretty girls that usually work here? what did you do with them?"
him: "you just ruined my day!"
there havent been pretty girls working there for months now, as far as i know
but on the plus side, these 2 guys bought 20 cans of whipcream today, so they could blow their heads up. and two 14 yr old looking girls bought condoms, saying repeatedly it was for a scavenger hunt.
got my grades today...
B- in american lit, where i thought i'd have a C of some sort
B+ in syntax and semantics, where i thought i'd have C or B
B+ in victorian lit, was expecting B-
A in western civ, expectin B+
tomorrow: rock climbing! then big d / kith / 5$ show! whee!
np: neil young - the old laughing lady
this thing makes no sense. yet makes me laugh.
my favorite part is "buy more medicine to forget about robots"
and flacid penis as well as erect penis
so just anything to do with penis, then
haha this us awsome!! i like how the robots steal the medicine, so you have to buy more to forget about the robots and then you realize that robots don't exist and then you see a robot tv show and you go into seizures!!! but it's funnie that saved by the bell leads to suicide!!! oh man.... how great!
and that saved by the bell comes from robot television shows and erect penis. ah the memories..
ah, the days of buying condoms for scavenger hunts.
Actually, I bought condoms for a friend as a gag gift frosh year in high school. as well as a bunch of green bananas.
hmm. i'm not sure they were really ther for a scavenger hunt tho.. the whipcream guy started making fun of them about how they shouldnt be ashamed and safety was important, and they got all sheepish