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June 2nd, 2002


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01:36 am
holy shit, this is the best ever!


yay! it's all coming together now..

old guy comes into work: "hey, where are all the pretty girls that usually work here? what did you do with them?"
me: "uhmm"
him: "you just ruined my day!"
there havent been pretty girls working there for months now, as far as i know

but on the plus side, these 2 guys bought 20 cans of whipcream today, so they could blow their heads up. and two 14 yr old looking girls bought condoms, saying repeatedly it was for a scavenger hunt.

got my grades today...
B- in american lit, where i thought i'd have a C of some sort
B+ in syntax and semantics, where i thought i'd have C or B
B+ in victorian lit, was expecting B-
A in western civ, expectin B+
SPANK!

tomorrow: rock climbing! then big d / kith / 5$ show! whee!
np: neil young - the old laughing lady

(10 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:zazmuzux
Date:June 2nd, 2002 12:28 am (UTC)
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this thing makes no sense. yet makes me laugh.
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From:kingnixon
Date:June 2nd, 2002 12:45 am (UTC)
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my favorite part is "buy more medicine to forget about robots"
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From:amyawesome
Date:June 2nd, 2002 08:01 am (UTC)
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mine too
and flacid penis as well as erect penis
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From:kingnixon
Date:June 2nd, 2002 02:00 pm (UTC)
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so just anything to do with penis, then
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From:amyawesome
Date:June 2nd, 2002 03:27 pm (UTC)

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yes, really
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From:xsxedulcetcryx
Date:June 2nd, 2002 11:21 am (UTC)
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haha this us awsome!! i like how the robots steal the medicine, so you have to buy more to forget about the robots and then you realize that robots don't exist and then you see a robot tv show and you go into seizures!!! but it's funnie that saved by the bell leads to suicide!!! oh man.... how great!

xox
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From:kingnixon
Date:June 2nd, 2002 02:01 pm (UTC)
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and that saved by the bell comes from robot television shows and erect penis. ah the memories..
From:candy_angel
Date:June 2nd, 2002 01:50 pm (UTC)
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ah, the days of buying condoms for scavenger hunts.

Actually, I bought condoms for a friend as a gag gift frosh year in high school. as well as a bunch of green bananas.
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From:kingnixon
Date:June 2nd, 2002 06:43 pm (UTC)
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hmm. i'm not sure they were really ther for a scavenger hunt tho.. the whipcream guy started making fun of them about how they shouldnt be ashamed and safety was important, and they got all sheepish
From:candy_angel
Date:June 2nd, 2002 06:52 pm (UTC)

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hahaha

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