June 30th, 2002
aww. shit, i want to get married now. will you marry me?
np: Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
yay! nuthin' finer than marrying a stranger
i'd marry you in a second.
one mississippi *marrys you*
let's elope um, now
|Date:||July 1st, 2002 02:01 am (UTC)|| |
I became a minister of the Universal Life Church a while back, which allegedly lets me perform marriages... What do you want to be married to? I can do it.
no one who'd say yes, i fear. you don't need their consent, do you?
according to newsweek and my memory, that guy who sued to get "under god" out of the pledge is a reverend of the universal life church, and signs all official documents as rev. doctor [his name]
*notices something* WHAT do i want to be married to? not who?
|Date:||July 1st, 2002 11:45 pm (UTC)|| |
I heard about a guy who ordained his printer before having it print out the certificate that says he is ordained. Just to make it more... official.
I can marry you to a toaster!! Or hey! How about a golf ball! You like golf balls, right?
"I now pronounce you Man and Toast. You may take a bite."