here is some Really Good Life Advice: if at ANY point, for ANY reason, you recieve an invitation to go on a talkshow so someone you know can - live on-air - reveal a secret to you, do not go and never speak to them again. they have either cheated on you with multiple sluts, or did something bizarre and terrible to you as a child, depending on who it is.
i don't have any amusing anecdotes today, i'm afraid. cool things that happened today are: giant huge storm causing us to lose power twice in 10 minutes, and beth was working next door when i went to get a sub. good times.
oh, i'll say this: losing power at work is funny, cuz the customers get all pissy taht i cant ring up their purchases WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OUT AND THE COMPUTERS ARE OFF AND I CAN"T OPEN THE REGISTERS