Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk

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consider this

just think about the plot of this song for a second..
for those who don't know, here is how the song starts:

my baby left me
left me sad and blue
i didn't know what to do
without my baby baby baby baby..
and then i met his best friend
and he took me to his house
and i said, i said
(what'd you say?)
i said..
put it in my mouth
in my motherfucking mouth
she is upset. instead of moping around and being depressed and writing shitty toni braxton songs (unnnnnbreaaaaak my hearrrrrtttttt), her response is to go up to some guy and demand to give him a blowjob. BRILLIANT! now, stay with me here. everyone has a friend or two who they don't talk to much, and it seems like every time they hear from this person they're upset and looking for help/comfort. yes? think how annoying this is. now, imagine, instead of asking for help, whenever these people are upset they ask to give you oral sex. IT WOULD BE REVOLUTIONARY!

also, i'll point out that the next song winamp chose to play is king missile - detachable penis. that's deep, man.

on a vaguely related note, read this. i think that is fascinating. comments?

and cuz it's a cool magazine, here's another fun thing to read:
i was gonna link to more, but apparently they don't have everything from the magazine on the site. i'm surprised they have as much as they do, really. but anyway, other fun things: people who have "ghost encounter" type experiences can have similar experiences triggered by magnetic fields. so apparently, if you think you see a ghost, it might just be your stereo. also, bright (non flourescent) lights reduce hunger. so if you're dieting, don't sit around in a dark room all day.

another link, for fun and learning:

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