jamie's. the last one is his crowning achievement
evil robot gene
john's. my hair has teeth!
the top of my head
i went to the herald building today to drop off some stuff and get some stuff. while i was there, i discovered that lisa my boss quit and moved to…
through a string of miscommunications and fuckups - some my fault, some not - i just came a hairsbreadth from losing my route, and i had to call lisa…
value village had a contest, wherein one was to write of one's best story of being an employee of said fictional village. lauri bullshitted…