November 29th, 2002
|01:12 pm - IT WASNT MY FAULT!!|
Tygr28 (1:06:56 PM): yeah, craig almost hit a deer last night
King Nixon (1:07:48 PM): hahaha
King Nixon (1:07:54 PM): i think it's your fault!!
Tygr28 (1:07:57 PM): nooo!
King Nixon (1:07:57 PM): you are hte common thread here
Tygr28 (1:08:01 PM): its no cal's fault!
Tygr28 (1:08:04 PM): we have deer!
King Nixon (1:08:08 PM): no cal?
Tygr28 (1:08:17 PM): north caldwell
Tygr28 (1:08:20 PM): ma hizzome
King Nixon (1:08:26 PM): but we werent in no cal when we hit the deer
King Nixon (1:08:29 PM): YOU ARE THE CONNECTION
King Nixon (1:08:35 PM): DEER FLOCK TO YOU SEEKING DEATH
Tygr28 (1:09:04 PM): i wasn't even in the car
Tygr28 (1:09:07 PM): it was after he dropped me off
King Nixon (1:09:32 PM): your scent was still on it
state: ah ha!
np: primus - frizzle fry
|Date:||November 30th, 2002 03:59 am (UTC)|| |
that's why i don't let my friends rub their groins against my car.
unless i get a turn afterwards.
i'm sure no one would mind giving you a turn to rub your groin against your car
|Date:||November 30th, 2002 02:27 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||November 30th, 2002 10:40 am (UTC)|| |
i'm starting to think you might be right....
craig almost hit ANOTHER deer last night.
"AGAIN almost hit a deer...this one was so much closer than last night too. It was far too late to break, so i started veering to the left so i wouldn't hit it..but then of course the mother fucker starts moving to IT'S left, right into the path of my car, so I have to swerve HARD into the oncoming traffic lane to avoid it ...son of a bitches head must've been inches from getting brained by either my front right headlight or my side mirror. You must've tainted my car or something...Kate, they won't stop until blood is drawn."
wait.. if he went left to avoid it, and the deer went to its left and was back in his path.. was he running it down from behind???
|Date:||November 30th, 2002 01:37 pm (UTC)|| |
no, i believe he was swerving into the oncoming traffic lane. my town is not swarming with cars, and i believe this was somewhere between the hours of 3 and 4am.
no no, think about the logistics of it though-- if he went to his left, and the deer went to its left, there's no way they shoulda been anywhere near each other
|Date:||November 30th, 2002 11:26 pm (UTC)|| |
uhh.... deer are stupid. that's why.