January 1st, 2003
|01:12 am - oh snap|
in my dream last night, i discovered that i was able to blow myself. i didnt actually do it, but i was impressed that i could. in waking life, i cannot.
in other news, i like this:
XxShaggxX (12:39:35 AM): rooooooooofle
and! i read this in the union leader tonight at work. apparently this lady was walking out of vista food or some shitty store like that, and this guy jumps out of a nearby van, yells PILLOW FIGHT, and beats her senseless with a pillow. the guy driving the van filmed it all on a cancorder. then they drove away.
that's the best thing i've ever heard. a fuckin drive-by pillow fight.
XxShaggxX (1:13:46 AM): yeah, if only all gang violence could be that way
King Nixon (1:13:50 AM): haha
XxShaggxX (1:14:13 AM): yo man, I busted that nigga upside his head with a down-filled king size...
XxShaggxX (1:14:19 AM): shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
np: random task
|Date:||January 1st, 2003 11:15 am (UTC)|| |
manch is getting pretty pathetic if the crime of the week is a drive by pillow smacking and batman works at the fire station. glad i moved away
i know! this town has gone to hell without your guiding influence
|Date:||January 1st, 2003 05:27 pm (UTC)|| |
every once in awhile, i'll have the "whoa, it's far too easy to give myself head" dream. it's disturbing. and i can't reach anymore* either.
*i'm not saying anything more about that.