January 1st, 2003
so i just went into the kitchen to grab some pizza out of the fridge. on the way there, my mom tells me from the livingroom that there's pizza in the fridge. i tell her i already know, when she continues with "there's 4 pieces. i dropped one, but i didn't think you'd mind." thanks mom! i hope i get awesome diseases
|Date:||January 1st, 2003 09:21 pm (UTC)|| |
> thanks mom! i hope i get awesome diseases
i laughed for about three minutes.
youre welcome. i'm glad you enjoyed it :D
ps: your userpic is creepy.
|Date:||January 1st, 2003 10:51 pm (UTC)|| |
like syphillufagus! or whatever those fancy words were.
herpaids and gonorryphilis. but i dont think you can get thsoe from pizza
|Date:||January 3rd, 2003 04:48 am (UTC)|| |
If you sex the pizza, you might. Hey, don't laugh. It is not as unlikely as you think!
no way!!! and she didn't even tell you WHICH piece it was? i picture the climax of 'indiana jones and the last crusade'..."you choose....poorly"
haha. but i didnt instantly turn 600 years old and melt. does this mean i'm immortal?
ps: since the knight dude guarding it said that its power only would hold inside the magic circle thing, what was the point of that whole adventure? oh no, all the nazis would be invincible inside one tiny little room in a mountain! we're DOOMED
i think we've had this conversation before...
have we? i dont remember it
i seem to remember i discussion about whether or not you were mortal or not....
if you had this discussion, it wasnt with me