Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
kingnixon

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i give myself about a week left to live

i am one healthy motherfucker. wednesday my dinner was a cinnamin roll and some doughnuts (chocolate frosted donettes, to be exact). thursday for dinner i finished off the donettes (the box says there were 8 servings in there. i estimate having had 6 of them thursday. each serving is 40% of my daily saturated fat). today i had ice cream and some real (though still not at all healthy) food: chicken tenders and fries. i still have some ice cream left (it's a pint), i'll probably finish it off tonight. tomorrow i get another one -- as a holiday gift, we all got coupons for 2 pints of ice cream. we also got coupons for free eggnog. despite the fact that eggnog is disgusting and horrible, this is less than thrilling seeing as we are long sold out of eggnog and won't order more til next xmas season rolls around. did i mention that these coupons are dated the 13th of december? did i mention that the other day the asst manager put up some permits that we recieved in september? i did choose a very appropriate place to work, didnt i..
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