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January 17th, 2003


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02:52 pm - :o
ohhhhhhhhkay... my mom just came in, announced she had a song for me, and proceeded to sing this:

(to the tune of "row row row your boat")

fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
fingerbang an orangutan*
orgy at the zoo

* (yeah i think i heard it wrong before, so i fixed it)
state: ????????????????

(14 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:pezstar
Date:January 17th, 2003 11:58 am (UTC)
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And she was talking about you the other day?
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 18th, 2003 12:07 pm (UTC)
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you can never really tell, wiht my parents
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From:theashifaction
Date:January 17th, 2003 12:06 pm (UTC)
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tell your mom its supposed to be FINGER BANG an orangutan
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From:feste
Date:January 17th, 2003 03:37 pm (UTC)
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a) Why do you *KNOW* that?!?!
b) How could one finger bang anything? Especially an orangutang? Unless one had the fingers of an orangutang...
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From:theashifaction
Date:January 17th, 2003 03:39 pm (UTC)
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hahahahahaha i thought EVERYONE knew that one, well everyone except his mom.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 18th, 2003 12:07 pm (UTC)
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i very well may have misheard her, as i was trying to hear her over my laughter
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From:zombeer
Date:January 17th, 2003 03:52 pm (UTC)
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hahaha "fuck a duck"
i always say that when i'm frustrated
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From:green_venus
Date:January 18th, 2003 12:46 pm (UTC)
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I learned it as this:

fuck fuck, fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
gang-bang an orangutan
support your local zoo.

I think the 'support your local zoo' makes the little ditty a classic. :D
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 18th, 2003 10:35 pm (UTC)
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hehe, yeah that does help it
From:xmyheartx
Date:January 18th, 2003 01:19 pm (UTC)
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i don't think my mom would ever sing that.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 18th, 2003 02:47 pm (UTC)
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your mom isnt DERANGED like mine.
From:xmyheartx
Date:January 18th, 2003 03:20 pm (UTC)

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shes deranged in in her own way. its more of a inner derangement.
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From:bleedingmustard
Date:January 20th, 2003 05:34 pm (UTC)
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that song literally frightens me.
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From:kingnixon
Date:January 21st, 2003 09:49 pm (UTC)
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you dont know the half of it. imagine if your mom came into your room and started singing it for no reason

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