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January 31st, 2003


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12:28 am - i'll pop your mom!
if you took the $160,000 you would spend on college, and spent it on condoms ($.83 each), you could have sex 132 times a day, or 5.5 times an hour. If that sounds excessive, you could have sex 3 times a day, buy a keg per day (for entertainment), a Cadillac Escalade, and still have $11.85 left over for weed every day for 4 years...what the hell are we doing here?
[dave just sent this to me]
np: Scooter - - - The Logical Song

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From:tutes3
Date:January 30th, 2003 11:28 pm (UTC)
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stats can be fun! and incredibly funny
From:ex_gleam379
Date:January 31st, 2003 12:07 am (UTC)
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yeah, well, i'll pop your mom!!!!!!!!!



then marry her. awwwwww!
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From:kingnixon
Date:February 2nd, 2003 12:21 pm (UTC)
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then you'd be my dad
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From:johnbot
Date:January 31st, 2003 04:03 am (UTC)
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tell your dad that you're dropping out of school to get laid. he'll definitely understand.

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