Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk

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i'll pop your mom!

if you took the $160,000 you would spend on college, and spent it on condoms ($.83 each), you could have sex 132 times a day, or 5.5 times an hour. If that sounds excessive, you could have sex 3 times a day, buy a keg per day (for entertainment), a Cadillac Escalade, and still have $11.85 left over for weed every day for 4 years...what the hell are we doing here?
[dave just sent this to me]

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