March 11th, 2003
Happiness is never grand. -aldous huxley
my favorite part is "It's totally cool to feel good about yourself!" i really hope self esteem becomes the new hip trend
(as linked me by kitty)
okay this is from This Is True..
"I made this for you," said teacher R. Scott Jones, 44, to one
of his students at St. Mary's High School, a private Roman Catholic
school in Phoenix, Ariz. The male student says Jones then handed him a
Valentine's Day card that read, "I hate you, I wish you would die.
Happy V Day, Die, Die, Die." He then wrote "die" on the chalkboard at
looked at the 17-year-old, who "freaked out" and reported the incident
to school authorities. Jones, who taught theology, was fired after an
investigation. "A teacher is in a position of authority," said a
Phoenix Diocese spokeswoman. "It's not right to do something like that
to a student." (Arizona Republic)
why jamie needs to be around more often
Scummder (11:23:28 PM): my brain feels like lead
King Nixon (11:24:49 PM): :/ why?
Scummder (11:25:29 PM): just tired, I think
King Nixon (11:27:30 PM): sleep will save you!
Scummder (11:27:50 PM): SLEEP WILL TAKE WEIGHT OFF OF ZOMBIE JAMIE'S BRANEZ
King Nixon (11:28:56 PM): the little men with their shovels will come remove the lead
Scummder (11:32:12 PM): YAY!
Scummder (11:32:17 PM): I will become unleaded!
King Nixon (11:32:27 PM): ahhaha
Scummder (11:32:40 PM): yay! Prodigy is singing me to sleep
Scummder (11:32:46 PM): with RHYPONOL!
King Nixon (11:32:46 PM): premium grade jamie runs my car
Scummder (11:32:50 PM): Yes
Scummder (11:32:56 PM): RUNS LIKE A LEPPER!
King Nixon (11:32:58 PM): hooray!
King Nixon (11:33:03 PM): hahahha i dont even know what that means
Scummder (11:33:17 PM): I don't know either
Scummder (11:33:25 PM): BUT POST IT, POSTY MCPOSTENHEIMER!
np: Lords Of Acid - Farstucker - 0 - Sex Bomb
hehe. Runs like a lepper...
that website is "©2003 Cattlemen's Beef Board, National Cattlemen's Beef Association and Circle 1 Network. " and funded by beef producers of america.
yes it is. you'll notice beef figures prominantly in much of it
I only loked at the main page before fallingovewiththesanelessness
no. and I actually looked, rather than loked.
i totally want credit for that website. i knew you'd use it and not give me credit!
|Date:||March 12th, 2003 06:37 pm (UTC)|| |
the valentine could've been worse. i think it'd be fun to attempt to make it more disturbing than it already is by replacing a few of the words. maybe a limit of 4 changed words. here's my submission:
The male student says Jones then handed him a
Valentine's Day card that read, "I hate you, I wish you would bake.
Happy V Day, meatloaf, spaghetti, Die." He then wrote "salami" on the chalkboard and
looked at the 17-year-old.
now THAT would make me wet my pants.