Prometheus von Cornsilk (kingnixon) wrote,
Prometheus von Cornsilk
kingnixon

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how to not die

so i just recieved a Major Life Lesson from my dad. i'm sitting here and he walks in and says "come here, i want to show you how the world works". i thought it was gonna be a joke but he had this serious tense expression on his face. so i walk over and he tells me to look out the window. he says how the garbagemen came and took away all our trash adn emptied the trashcans just like they should, but look how they left one of the garbage cans right in front of our driveway so we have to move it to drive away. from this, he told me that when driving i could not assume that other cars would stop just cuz they have a red light, and to live i have to assume that everyone else is crazy and stupid and i'm the only normal one.
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