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July 11th, 2003


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07:41 pm
last night i got to spend a few hours shrinkwrapping porn. booya grandma. and speaking of porn, who goes into the porn room of a video store and eats popcorn? i had to vacuum the store and i was finding bits of it everywhere. honestly now, what is that? i have no problem with porn[1], but that is just weird. i hope they bought the popcorn from us, went home, popped it, covertly brought it back, and snacked while they were choosing what to rent.

[1] and downright enjoy looking for the weird ones. the best title of the day was "young, dumb, and full of cum". best tagline goes to Gangland: "one wrong turn and you get gangbanged!" great neighborhood. also gangland had an advisory on the box to warn us that it contains "hardcore interracial anal action". then there's the crazy ones.. "ass aliens" which prominently featured pictures on the box of what i can only describe as a power rangers monster made of carpet samples, and had one quote claiming the female star has the best anal scenes of her life. how do you rate that? oh and "c-men" which had something claiming to be a plot described on the box as aliens trying to take over the town of skanktropolis or something like that, by having sex with lots of guys. i dunno. the blurb even stopped a few times to say something to the effect of "wow, this plot is stupid and inane. but it's not like you care. ha ha." ah, cynical honesty, how coy you've become.

i've been sad lately. i hope it's just me and not the zoloft wearing off.
np: Something Corporate - Leaving Through the Window - 11 - Drunk Girl

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From:ex_polyester120
Date:July 11th, 2003 05:57 pm (UTC)
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you work at a porn store????


and i got to shrinkwrap all day today..i love it.
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 11th, 2003 07:01 pm (UTC)
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haha sadly no. i work at west coast video in doverrrrr. shrinkwrapping is fun, i like watching the plastic deflate when you blowdry it
From:(Anonymous)
Date:July 11th, 2003 07:56 pm (UTC)

you

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I was going to IM you, but you dissapeared. I like your pirate. And when are you going to visit me?????

-Heron
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 14th, 2003 06:21 pm (UTC)

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you like my pirate? i have a pirate?

i don't know when! sooooon. i want to.
From:ramonesbrat
Date:July 11th, 2003 08:59 pm (UTC)
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Do you think people really go out of there way to look for specific things like "interracial porn"? Do you porn freaks have preferences like that for real?

ERIC AND I MAKE INTERRACIAL PORN THAT'S DAMN GOOD.

Did you see my mom on any of those boxes? Maybe "Uli Does Bangkok" or something along those lines?

From:ex_gleam379
Date:July 12th, 2003 08:07 pm (UTC)
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i saw your mom......IN MY DAD'S BED LAST NIGHT.

you said she was kind of a whore right??

;)
From:ramonesbrat
Date:July 12th, 2003 09:10 pm (UTC)
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My mom is totally from Skanktropolis.
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 14th, 2003 06:18 pm (UTC)
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yes, some people definitely have very specific tastes. and there are about 3843843 different movies for each type. it's scary.

no i haven't spotted your mom yet. i'll keep my eyes out though
From:aurable
Date:July 11th, 2003 09:03 pm (UTC)
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I wish my video store had a porn section. :\
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 12th, 2003 02:51 pm (UTC)
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pfft, and you said blockbuster was so great
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From:mikester
Date:July 11th, 2003 09:04 pm (UTC)
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We sell those dirty, Eros-type comics at my place of employment, and I'm usually amazed at how many women buy the comics from the Mangerotica line. I've had people from Fantagraphics look at me like I've grown a hand out of the middle of my forehead when I tell them the primary audience for "Bondage Fairies" at our store is women.

Yes, "Bondage Fairies," I know...I don't name 'em, I just sells 'em.
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 12th, 2003 02:50 pm (UTC)
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i haven't had any ladies rent porn yet, but i'll keep an eye out
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From:crawl27
Date:July 12th, 2003 03:41 am (UTC)
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and thats the kind of porn i'll be in i'm sure!

haha

once i found porn in a discount store without even looking. my favourite title was "alice in whiteland" alice was a black woman.
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 12th, 2003 02:50 pm (UTC)
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oh those wacky interracial porns
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From:crawl27
Date:July 13th, 2003 06:29 am (UTC)

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in the FRONT of the discount store. right up near the register.

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From:kingnixon
Date:July 14th, 2003 06:17 pm (UTC)
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with big posters in the windows
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From:crawl27
Date:July 15th, 2003 04:45 am (UTC)

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no no big posters. but it was near the cartoons.

oh discount stores are fun places.
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From:zombeer
Date:July 12th, 2003 12:24 pm (UTC)
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best porn title i ever found was "Poop Loops"

i think it's pretty self explanatory. sadly, toucan sam was nowhere to be found on the box.
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From:kingnixon
Date:July 12th, 2003 02:49 pm (UTC)
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hahahah! hottttt

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