July 22nd, 2003
|03:09 pm - adventures in porn|
new favorite porn title: pirate fetish machine. sadly, this involves neither actual pirates nor machines. based on the box, it seems to be your run-of-the-mill leather bondage setup. ah well.
meanwhile, ass alien was so much weirder than you could possibly imagine. i'm torn between wanting to see the rest of it and see what happens, and wanting to never have anything to do with it again.
and finally... should i be disturbed? this guy the other day rented a barely legal porn, along with a marykate and ashley video. GOOD MIX, GUY.
Threat rating: Low. You are annoying, but too much
of a softy tree hugger to pose any threat to
the mighty machine of Republican progress. And
the FBI know where you live.
What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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np: weezer - a different shade of green - 7 - worry rock
I occasionally get the person who buys a porn comic, then buys "Betty and Veronica" and "Robin" comics to go with it. What the heck am I supposed to make of that?
|Date:||July 23rd, 2003 05:07 am (UTC)|| |
hahaha mary kate and ashley huh? i don't understand how guys can like them like that, i mean to me they're still 4 years old.
to me they're creepy and annoying
last year my friend bought me a big poster of them for my birthday. i put it up in the bathroom in my dorm, but i forgot to get it when i moved out
|Date:||July 24th, 2003 06:58 pm (UTC)|| |
i have a big poster of them on my wardrobe door. it has funny quotes on it
"i'm not afraid to roll up my pants and feel the sand between my toes" - ashley
"i discovered a cool secret - the sounds, smells and feel of the beach in winter" - mary-kate
i think they're pretty awesome. they're videos and movies are so funny.
i love how they wear matching outfits but in different colours!