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September 16th, 2003


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09:15 pm - blarg
so yeah, still no interweb at the mansion. still no idea when it will be installed. it was supposed to be on saturday, but the guy was there like 12 hours over the weekend doing stuff and there were evil wires and something about the router and jeff's laptop and i don't even know, but grr.
my massage class started today though, that was fun! we did face, scalp, and range of motion (joints). apparently in a few weeks we will be learning a butt massage :o
so my homework is to give people massages. any volunteers? (no butt massaging required)
state: hungry now. food!

(16 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:zombeer
Date:September 16th, 2003 07:06 pm (UTC)
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rub me sir
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 19th, 2003 11:03 am (UTC)
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okie doke!
From:anewdenial
Date:September 16th, 2003 07:41 pm (UTC)
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don't they have rules against sexual predators signing up for massage classes?
hahahahaHOOOO. jk jk jk
ill let you rub me down as long as you promise not to touch my no no spots. because my mommy said that only she is allowed to touch them.
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 16th, 2003 07:53 pm (UTC)
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actually, my sexual predator status was not questioned.
can i touch your yes yes spots?
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From:scumm_boy
Date:September 16th, 2003 10:06 pm (UTC)
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would a sexual predator salivate all over a massage-ee as opposed to using massage oil?
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 18th, 2003 01:31 pm (UTC)
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it specifically said in our packet thingy that saliva is not an effective lubricant for massage
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From:scumm_boy
Date:September 18th, 2003 05:26 pm (UTC)
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:o
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 18th, 2003 10:42 pm (UTC)
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that's disgusting.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 17th, 2003 07:15 am (UTC)
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ew.
From:xmyheartx
Date:September 17th, 2003 03:55 pm (UTC)
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hey ew, ew're hot. do ew want to make out with me? ew and i would be great ewgether.
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From:kingnixon
Date:September 18th, 2003 01:43 pm (UTC)
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ew said it!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 18th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
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ew, no.
From:xmyheartx
Date:September 18th, 2003 02:37 pm (UTC)
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ew suck.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 18th, 2003 02:41 pm (UTC)
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yes.
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From:tygr28
Date:September 19th, 2003 09:11 pm (UTC)
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ew, an ewe!
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From:paperhat
Date:September 17th, 2003 10:56 am (UTC)
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I'll take some loving.. oo baby... what?

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