October 8th, 2003
if you think about it literally, the phrase "blood-curdling" is incredibly nasty. just think about it- all your blood getting lumpy and rancid. yum.
also, "hip hop" taken literally is pretty funny.
Narcoleptic Fuzz (7:43:31 PM): her friend ended up finding out one Monday that she was pregnant, and had the kid on Wednesday. she was taking the form of the Pill where you never get your period, and apparently she didn't look pregnant at all, and never knew. she just went to the doctor because she was sick
the rest of this post happened a few hours ago and i forgot to hit post:
i'm such a dork. i just skipped down the hall singing 'sheena is a punk rocker'. oh life.
okay so you know the cliche sitcom scene..
girl: you should put the seat up!so yeah, i just went to the bathroom, wasnt paying attention, and sat down on the rim. ew. that was a new one for me
girl: cuz i went to pee last night and sat on the rim/fell in/something else ridiculous
guy: uhm.. okay you're dumb. why didnt you look first? or put it down yourself
girl: *cries or throws a fit or something*
guy: everything i have ever said in my life is wrong. please castrate me.
audience: *canned laughter*
np: Offspring - - - Pretty Fly (Fatboy Slim Remix)
i just skipped down the hall singing 'sheena is a punk rocker'. whats dorky about that?
i don't have a good singing voice
hahahahah...it's really scary how accurate you were with that sitcom scene...wasn't that ON Friends last week?
yeah, i think that was a conversation between ross and chandler.
why would either one of them want the seat down?
why would either of them be labelled as 'girl'? i dunno. i assumed shellie was kidding about that converseation being on friends, i know i was
LOL I was kidding, yes. But it isn't something I'd put past Friends.
hahaha it was not intentional for me to say converseation but that's pretty good
woah, thats creepy..i wonder if the kid is gonna be all deformed because of the birth control hormones.........weird.
cripes, i hope not. poor lil unexpected kid. i hope he/she gets treated alright on such short notice
|Date:||October 8th, 2003 08:58 pm (UTC)|| |
I've always found great pleasure in just lowering the lid every time because it pisses everyone off.
what was that? pissing on the lid?
|Date:||October 9th, 2003 11:21 am (UTC)|| |
Hehe. Reminds me of an email I got once. I think I posted it somewhere on LJ at some point in time, but for the enjoyment of anyone who missed it, I'll do it again here.
Some guy who was going through a rather nasty divorce got one of those feminazi emails saying how things would be different if women ruled the world. So he replied to each thing pointing out how much stupider it would be. Among the most idiotic items was "toilet seats would be nailed down". His reply: "So it will be easier to piss all over them".
certain virus's can actually make your blood curdle. it totally happens, not just a figure of speech. i think they refer to it as "coagulating"
coagulating sounds even grosser than curdling. blood is gross. let's be vampires and not have any.
ever read the andromeda strain?
good blood curdling fun.
i havent read that in years. i don't really rememberwhat the disease did, just that the old dude survived it by being an alcoholic, which is pretty funny as plague cures go