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October 15th, 2003


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08:33 pm - fail
things that have been spilled/broken today, probably by me: vacuum, water filter, faucet, cereal (a lot), thumbtacks (4 times), zoloft
state: discouraged

(14 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:ardentdelirium
Date:October 15th, 2003 05:38 pm (UTC)

:(

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I love you.
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From:kingnixon
Date:October 16th, 2003 07:56 am (UTC)

Re: :(

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<3
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From:johnbot
Date:October 22nd, 2003 01:27 am (UTC)

Re: :(

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<pi
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From:kingnixon
Date:October 23rd, 2003 12:48 pm (UTC)

Re: :(

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<e
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From:zombeer
Date:October 15th, 2003 05:48 pm (UTC)
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back in freshman year i'd just gotten the dancing gopher from "caddyshack." you push the button and he does a little rump shaking action.
well, the day i got him back to my dorm room i was enjoying some cocoa crispies. and everyone knows that cocoa crispies are no good unless they've been wallowing in the milk for forever so that theyre a solid soggy mass like the blob. (xmen or horror movie variety. either works)
so it had been sittin there for half an eternity and as i reached over, i bumped it and it fell... and landed right on my dancing gopher. and the thing is electronic, so it's not like i can give him a bath or anything. so i had to comb as much of it out of his fur as i could. and theres still some there to this day. although it's not rotting, somehow it preserved itself into a weird igneous rock type form.
and later that week i spilt a bowl of tomato rice on him. that just sucked.
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From:xpuella8x
Date:October 16th, 2003 07:44 am (UTC)
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poor little gopher.
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From:kingnixon
Date:October 16th, 2003 07:52 am (UTC)
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it's the caddyshack gopher. he had it coming
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From:zombeer
Date:October 16th, 2003 09:07 am (UTC)
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it's ok though. he still dances!
what a little trooper
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From:kingnixon
Date:October 18th, 2003 11:50 pm (UTC)
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he's an inspiration to all of us
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From:kingnixon
Date:October 16th, 2003 07:55 am (UTC)
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this will shock and appall you, but ihave never had cocoa crispies. i will understand if you no longer wish to associate with me.
the image of you carefully and gently combing an electronic dancing gopher is pretty funny
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From:ardentdelirium
Date:October 16th, 2003 08:19 am (UTC)
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they're foul and disgusting
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From:zombeer
Date:October 16th, 2003 09:05 am (UTC)
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*gasp!!*
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From:zombeer
Date:October 16th, 2003 09:09 am (UTC)
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NEVER?!?!?
but how could you resist the commercials of the rapping monkey?
once that little bastard got into my head, i was hooked
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From:kingnixon
Date:October 18th, 2003 11:49 pm (UTC)
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rapping monkey? i think i missed that one..

but if... you get him intooo the zooooo
he'lllllll do all of his tricks for youuuu

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