November 24th, 2003
|11:46 pm - special request|
i just greviously injured myself. at miss j-hy's request, i have diagramed my actions for you all, in beautiful artistic fashion:
(step1:) dan (orange person-shaped blob) leaps over random junk (red spiky stuff that looks sorta like fire) on the floor of his room. he has forgotten that his blanket (blue slug thing) is on top of his guitar pedal (brown thing under the blue thing), (step2:) lands on it, (step3:) tips over and smacks his foot on the corner of the table (vaguely table-shaped black stick figure). (step4:) shouts obscenities due to pain (yellow lightning bolts emanating from injured foot). THE END!
I LOVE IT!!!!!! thank you!!!! this is a masterpiece and should be hung in an art gallery! i'm going to print this out later and hang it in my room!!! hahaa
your room is an art gallery?
|Date:||November 24th, 2003 08:51 pm (UTC)|| |
THAT IS THE GREATEST THING TO COME DOWN GREAT STREET IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!
but i live on stark ave. a registered sex offender lives on my street too!
geez, put some clothes on!
i prefer to leap around my room a la mode
|Date:||November 24th, 2003 10:01 pm (UTC)|| |
|Date:||November 25th, 2003 06:15 am (UTC)|| |
You were not wearing icecream...
|Date:||November 25th, 2003 12:43 am (UTC)|| |
OMG HURT YOURSELF MORE OFTEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
|Date:||November 25th, 2003 01:46 am (UTC)|| |
ok this is how it really goes
1. dan jumps over the fire
2. he lands on the piece of shit
3. he slips in the water
4. and lands face first
|Date:||November 26th, 2003 05:34 am (UTC)|| |
of course i'm right.
amazing, truly amazing. and to think, we're going to be moving out in august, i know it's not very far away, and you still refuse to unpack/pack. go figure!