hours of fun. i figured i'd start with something simple, so i used "i like doughnuts." after running it through 3 times, i've got "Taken care of for the bit."
moving on (past "i want you in my pants!" which somehow didn't do anything funny) i decided some oldskool soul was in order. "when i get that feeling, i want sexual healing." becomes....."if I to take with this sensitivity, I demands heilendes sexual." yay! tho actually, i like it more just after going to french and back - "when I obtain this feeling, I want curative sexual." yes indeed.