February 12th, 2004
|10:09 am - magically delicious|
girls have been hitting on me lately. that doesn't happen!
i think people can just tell when you're off the market. weird
"Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember, you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it."
np: Guys and Dolls - Marry the Man Today
I mean, God. This is the first time you've been OFF the market. OFF THE LOT! HAHAHAHAHAH!
*Still in shock*
off the lot? haha am i a used car? take me for a test drive!
|Date:||February 12th, 2004 07:48 am (UTC)|| |
it's true!!!! i think there's some kind of pheromone we release that attracts the womens once we've been snatched up. it's been described to me as "so much sweet sweet candy." it's also to frustrate us to no end. where were they when we needed them?!?!
that quote wins.
p.s. congrats on being "test-driven"
haha i am releasing sweet sweet candy? intriguing
you're off the market??! holy crap! good for you!
yep! courtesy of the weeble in my userpic
Fuck off! I am not a weeble!!
ahahaha that totally made me sound so mean. sweet. everyone hates me already.
|Date:||February 15th, 2004 10:26 am (UTC)|| |
No hate for joo! You make Dan a happy giddy boy! So I won't hate you unless you make him cry. Then I'll persue you with rusty garden sheers =D
|Date:||February 16th, 2004 11:36 am (UTC)|| |
Don't worry about that. It's common among many of these people.
you know, cynic, me and cara seem to have developed quite the anonymous fanclub.
|Date:||February 18th, 2004 09:29 am (UTC)|| |
It's not a fan club. Obviously.
i was being sarcastic. obviously.
lol its true, as soon as your taken everyone professes their love for you. its craaaazzzzyyy and annoying.
|Date:||February 15th, 2004 03:23 am (UTC)|| |
oi when did you go off the market? you're meant to inform me of things like this.
so so does that mean the auction is off? and i guess we won't have a club anymore.
no more secret handshake.
well we haven't talked in awhile!
but yeah i think the auction is off, she might not appreciate that. i haven't quit the club yet though, so we can still secret handshake
|Date:||February 16th, 2004 05:15 am (UTC)|| |
ok then i can deal with that.
Dude, off the market? Good for you! Just in time for VD. I was totally unawares of this, too, heh.
"Good for you! Just in time for VD."
*laughs* you know, i still haven't gotten over valentines day and venereal disease having the same initials
but yep! it's been a bit over a week. she's rad
That's why I use VD. It's funnier. I called Valentine's Day "Venereal Disease Day" but I decided to be less sarcastic just now...
this is the 1st year i can rememebr that i haven't been all bitterly hateful towards valentines day. not that i was all loveypants, just not the hate.
I don't think I'm ever bitterly hateful; it's more just a long-standing moderate disgust and despising of it, which is probably more difficult to get rid of...
i was definitely full-on bitter