if you ever can't remember my cellphone number, just note that it spells buy-a-hobo. dan's cell: for all your hobo purchasing needs!
i have to say, i am pretty fuckin thrilled with my food purchases of late. orange juice, rolls (i got like 10 for a buck! theyll probably go stale in a few days, but whatever. a buck!), a shitload of american cheese slices (i got the value pack. it will last the rest of my life), pickled herring in sour cream (SO GOOOOOD), cereal, milk for cereal, and a couple cans of spaghetti-o type things.
in hindsight, i shoudl have majored in linguistics, minored in english creative writing, and paid philosophy no mind. or gone into a science or business, something where you magically get money when you graduate.