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April 7th, 2004


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12:23 am - Show you've a soul by crying
lamest (albeit needed) birthday present ever: a new electric toothbrush head

King Nixon (11:11:35 PM): today, at work, they made me arrange all the salt and pepper shakers in the big room. they had to all be paired, all the salt shakers had to face towards panache and all the pepper towards the street
Tygr28 (11:11:46 PM): wtf
King Nixon (11:11:52 PM): i have never in my life done anything so useless
Tygr28 (11:12:41 PM): that is incredible
Tygr28 (11:12:46 PM): who thinks that stuff up?
King Nixon (11:12:51 PM): david may, apparently
Tygr28 (11:12:55 PM): awesome
Tygr28 (11:13:00 PM): i should napkin note that
King Nixon (11:13:22 PM): me: who the hell cares about that?
boss lady: david may. he likes them to all be organized when he comes in in the morning
King Nixon (11:13:23 PM): hahaha go for it
Tygr28 (11:13:29 PM): hahaha oh man
Tygr28 (11:13:37 PM): does it upset his chi or something?
King Nixon (11:13:43 PM): "i noticed today that many of the salt/pepper pairs were off-center. this completely ruined my dining experience"
Tygr28 (11:13:49 PM): "the fung shui of these condiments is all wrong!"
King Nixon (11:13:53 PM): hahaha he is feng shueing holloway
Tygr28 (11:14:07 PM): JINX!
state: i wish i understood myself/others better
np: devin townsend - physicist - planet rain

(12 shots upside the head | en garde!)

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From:lunarecho
Date:April 6th, 2004 09:48 pm (UTC)
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HA!!

that made my night. you are too funny dan.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 7th, 2004 08:04 pm (UTC)
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:D thanks!
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From:idadebeautreux
Date:April 6th, 2004 11:11 pm (UTC)
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I was so totally going to make a feng shui comment but kate beat me to it. :-P
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 7th, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)
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watch it, she might JINX you too!
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From:idadebeautreux
Date:April 7th, 2004 08:35 pm (UTC)
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Ooo, a feng shui jinx? That'd be cool.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 7th, 2004 10:55 pm (UTC)
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beware, they are deadly!!
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From:bertho
Date:April 7th, 2004 03:23 am (UTC)
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Can we say "anal retentive"?
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 7th, 2004 08:09 pm (UTC)
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i wanted to ironically make an anal retentive response to your comment, but nothing is forthcoming. ah well.

fun fact: in psychology, the opposite of being 'anal retentive' is being 'anal explosive'.
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From:bertho
Date:April 7th, 2004 08:14 pm (UTC)
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IT IS NOT!!! hahahahaha
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 7th, 2004 10:54 pm (UTC)
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it is according to my roommate. he took 'abnormal psychology' last semester and claims he learned that. if it's not true, it should be
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From:bertho
Date:April 7th, 2004 11:17 pm (UTC)
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A friend who studies psych in England says it's "anal expulsive", which is almost as bad.
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From:kingnixon
Date:April 11th, 2004 09:56 am (UTC)
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yeah, you're right, i'm dumb

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