King Nixon (11:11:35 PM): today, at work, they made me arrange all the salt and pepper shakers in the big room. they had to all be paired, all the salt shakers had to face towards panache and all the pepper towards the street
Tygr28 (11:11:46 PM): wtf
King Nixon (11:11:52 PM): i have never in my life done anything so useless
Tygr28 (11:12:41 PM): that is incredible
Tygr28 (11:12:46 PM): who thinks that stuff up?
King Nixon (11:12:51 PM): david may, apparently
Tygr28 (11:12:55 PM): awesome
Tygr28 (11:13:00 PM): i should napkin note that
King Nixon (11:13:22 PM): me: who the hell cares about that?
boss lady: david may. he likes them to all be organized when he comes in in the morning
King Nixon (11:13:23 PM): hahaha go for it
Tygr28 (11:13:29 PM): hahaha oh man
Tygr28 (11:13:37 PM): does it upset his chi or something?
King Nixon (11:13:43 PM): "i noticed today that many of the salt/pepper pairs were off-center. this completely ruined my dining experience"
Tygr28 (11:13:49 PM): "the fung shui of these condiments is all wrong!"
King Nixon (11:13:53 PM): hahaha he is feng shueing holloway
Tygr28 (11:14:07 PM): JINX!