April 7th, 2004
|12:23 am - Show you've a soul by crying|
lamest (albeit needed) birthday present ever: a new electric toothbrush head
King Nixon (11:11:35 PM): today, at work, they made me arrange all the salt and pepper shakers in the big room. they had to all be paired, all the salt shakers had to face towards panache and all the pepper towards the street
Tygr28 (11:11:46 PM): wtf
King Nixon (11:11:52 PM): i have never in my life done anything so useless
Tygr28 (11:12:41 PM): that is incredible
Tygr28 (11:12:46 PM): who thinks that stuff up?
King Nixon (11:12:51 PM): david may, apparently
Tygr28 (11:12:55 PM): awesome
Tygr28 (11:13:00 PM): i should napkin note that
King Nixon (11:13:22 PM): me: who the hell cares about that?
boss lady: david may. he likes them to all be organized when he comes in in the morning
King Nixon (11:13:23 PM): hahaha go for it
Tygr28 (11:13:29 PM): hahaha oh man
Tygr28 (11:13:37 PM): does it upset his chi or something?
King Nixon (11:13:43 PM): "i noticed today that many of the salt/pepper pairs were off-center. this completely ruined my dining experience"
Tygr28 (11:13:49 PM): "the fung shui of these condiments is all wrong!"
King Nixon (11:13:53 PM): hahaha he is feng shueing holloway
Tygr28 (11:14:07 PM): JINX!
state: i wish i understood myself/others better
np: devin townsend - physicist - planet rain
that made my night. you are too funny dan.
I was so totally going to make a feng shui comment but kate beat me to it. :-P
watch it, she might JINX you too!
Ooo, a feng shui jinx? That'd be cool.
beware, they are deadly!!
|Date:||April 7th, 2004 03:23 am (UTC)|| |
Can we say "anal retentive"?
i wanted to ironically make an anal retentive response to your comment, but nothing is forthcoming. ah well.
fun fact: in psychology, the opposite of being 'anal retentive' is being 'anal explosive'.
|Date:||April 7th, 2004 08:14 pm (UTC)|| |
IT IS NOT!!! hahahahaha
it is according to my roommate. he took 'abnormal psychology' last semester and claims he learned that. if it's not true, it should be
|Date:||April 7th, 2004 11:17 pm (UTC)|| |
A friend who studies psych in England says it's "anal expulsive", which is almost as bad.
yeah, you're right, i'm dumb